From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sat Jun 26 04:54:52 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Ant) From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Tue Jun 29 04:53:52 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day When it comes to sex I believe in quality as opposed to quantity... Unless it's been about 4 months, then I go for quantity. -- Woody Allen Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Ant) From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sat Jul 3 04:55:17 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day If only God would give me a clear sign, like a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. -- Woody Allen Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Ant) From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Thu Sep 9 04:57:11 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. -- Frank Lloyd Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From terry@ensu.ucalgary.ca Thu Sep 9 13:30:18 1993 Subject: Re: Someone has a lot of free time... To: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) Cc: terry@ensu.ucalgary.ca (Terry Labach) X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL22] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Length: 457 Adam, > Oh, that's cool. I figured you'd like a bunch so you could > choose the ones you really liked. In the future, should I > send them all in one mail listing, or just send them as a bunch > of small mails? The easiest method, now that I have a queue, is to send them individually. I can move them around in the queue simply enough, and my only goal in doing so is to avoid 5 in a row from Lewis Carroll or Ren & Stimpy (for example :-) - terry - From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sun Sep 12 04:58:40 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. -- Steven Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Wed Sep 15 04:59:15 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sat Sep 18 04:55:55 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day I got arrested trying to smuggle books into Kentucky. -- Steven Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sun Jul 18 04:55:42 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home." -- Ken Olson, President of DEC, World Future Society Convention, 1977 Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Schwarzenegger) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Thu Sep 23 05:02:49 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room temperature. -- Steven Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Tue Sep 21 04:58:55 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. -- Steven Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Thu Jul 29 05:17:47 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day One learns to itch where one can scratch. -- Ernest Bramah Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Schwarzenegger) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Tue Jul 27 10:51:48 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day [ rebroadcast due to mailer problems ] The greatest right in the world is the right to be wrong. -- Harry Weinberger Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Schwarzenegger) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Fri Jul 23 04:55:44 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. -- Woody Allen Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Schwarzenegger) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sun Sep 26 05:01:40 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day The other day I was in Las Vegas. I was at the roulette table having a furious argument over what I considered an odd number. -- Steven Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Wed Sep 29 04:58:09 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. -- Frank Lloyd Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Fri Oct 1 04:58:06 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -- Steven Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Mon Nov 22 05:00:45 1993 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wright Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Mon Mar 21 03:30:53 1994 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day Of course, being from Seattle, I am obliged to believe that Pearl Jam is the greatest beast on ten feet. It's pretty much a city ordinance at this point. -- Meghan Coughlin Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) Jan. 20, 1994 From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sat Mar 26 03:31:17 1994 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day When I was on the cover of Vogue, my older brother went in to buy it. The girl at the counter said, "Oh, Winona Ryder had a boob job," and he was like, "No, she didn't," and the girl goes, "Yes she did, look at her tits." My brother got in this fight with this girl. It got really ugly. You know, I have a chest and people assume it's not real because I'm small. People who are catty think that if someone has an attractive feature, it can't be real. I look at older women and it's like every line tells a story and that can be beautiful. -- Winona Ryder, voice of Generation X, Entertainment Weekly 2/11/94 Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam O'Licious) Feb. 17, 1994 -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Fri May 13 03:56:57 1994 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day Opening sentence of a 10th grader's paper (a little unintentional humor): There is always something to be learned in life...and usually in school. -David Dahl Submitted by: Megan Coughlin Mar. 22, 1994 *** From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sun Jun 19 03:58:57 1994 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day "Don't tell me about God and guns. I've read the Bible. I know God didn't carry a gun and don't tell me it was ancient times and guns didn't exist. He was God. I think He could have invented one had He wanted to." - Dennis Miller Submitted by: adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu (Adam Rifkin) Apr. 19, 1994 *** From qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca Sat Oct 1 03:59:57 1994 To: qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Subject: Quote of the day "A distributed system is one in which I cannot get something done because a machine I've never heard of is down" --Leslie Lamport (note to technophobes - a distributed system is a computer network in which work may get shuffled onto any member computer without your intervention, knowledge, or consent.) Submitted by: cdash@ludell.uccs.edu (Charlie Shub) May 10, 1994 -------------------------------------------------------------- Send quotes to qotd@ensu.ucalgary.ca Send list changes or requests to qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca