Article 6579 of rec.humor.d: Newsgroups: rec.humor.d Path: ms!darwin.sura.net!wupost!sdd.hp.com!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!news.cso.uiuc.edu!deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu!catstyle From: catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (CatStyle ) Subject: CatStyle's monthly posting on deja-vu and other anon ftp sites Message-ID: Sender: usenet@news.cso.uiuc.edu (Net Noise owner) Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1992 04:01:32 GMT Lines: 209 NOTE: This file will be posted the first week of every month in rec.humor.d. The subject will always be "CatStyle's monthly posting on deja-vu and other anon ftp sites" so you can read it once and put it in your kill file. This is a two part file. The first part is a list of all the directories under /misc/fun/humor on deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (128.174.53.10) and a brief description of the files they contain. More detailed information on the actual files may be obtained by getting the file, FILELIST.TXT in the /misc/fun/humor dir. The second part is a list of other anonymous ftp sites. While I maintain the archive on deja-vu, I have nothing to do with the other sites. If you have corrections/additions/deletions to this list, e-mail me at jrh@uiuc.edu. My thanks to Lance Moxley (clm@uiuc.edu) for giving me space for my archives. Any complaints should be sent to hell along with the complainee. Any compliments or suggestions should be sent to jrh@uiuc.edu. Jason R. Heimbaugh (CatStyle) Last updated: 6/25/92. ============================================================================== PART 1 - Directories on deja-vu /misc/fun/humor/ --FILELIST.TXT brief description of every file, FTPINFO.TXT this file /misc/fun/humor/animal --Humor relating to animals. Best file: cats.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/ascii --ASCII pictures, including the often requested cows.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/better --Why a ___ is better than a ___. beer.txt.Z, cucumber.txt.Z, etc. /misc/fun/humor/computer --Humor relating to computers (just goes to show how big of dweebs we are) /misc/fun/humor/computer/bofh --The daily requested Bastard Operator From Hell #1 - #13 /misc/fun/humor/davebary --I am not making this up, articles written by Dave Barry. /misc/fun/humor/geogrphy --Humor relating to geographical areas. /misc/fun/humor/jobs --Job-related humor including the great secrtary.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/misc --Misc humor that doesn't have it's own category. Includes redneck.txt.Z keller.txt.Z, shuttle.txt.Z, and the over-rated litebulb.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/monty --The king of all comedy, Monty Python. Includes all their most popular sketches: parrot.txt.Z, crunchy.txt.Z, sopoor.txt.Z and argument.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/monty/allwords --Contains index to all Monty Python's Flying Circus sketches. /misc/fun/humor/monty/brian --Scenes from "The Life of Brian" and script of the movie, brian.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/holygral --Scenes from "The Holy Grail" and script of the movie, grail.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/monty/songs --Collection of Python songs including lmbrjack.txt.Z and sitonmy.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/monty/sound --.sou sound files to be played on ??? /misc/fun/humor/movies --Movie scripts including airplane.txt.Z and princess.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/murphy --Files containing or resembling Murphy's Laws. /misc/fun/humor/pc --Humor relating to politically correct idiots. /misc/fun/humor/school --Humor relating to kids and to school. kids.txt.Z has some good parts. /misc/fun/humor/sex --SEX! SEX! SEX! All the jokes on sex you could want (well...) /misc/fun/humor/simon --Cult hero, Simon Travaglia's (BOFH) other work. video.txt.Z is great. /misc/fun/humor/sports --Humor relating to sports. Best file: browns.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/standup --Stand up comedy including rodney.txt.Z and wright.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/synonyms --Long lists of synonyms for breasts, dead, screwing, and vomiting. /misc/fun/humor/test --The 1000, 500 question purity tests and others. /misc/fun/humor/true --True stories, such as COMPUTER KILLS CHESS PLAYER AFTER LOSING! /misc/fun/humor/tv --None, only contains subdirectories. /misc/fun/humor/tv/benny --HUGE archive of Benny Hill material. /misc/fun/humor/tv/blackadd --Black Adder scripts, and quotes.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/tv/bottom --British series Bottom first season scripts. /misc/fun/humor/tv/cheers --Norm quotes and Cheers trivia. /misc/fun/humor/tv/latenite --Top Ten lists from Late Night with David Letterman. /misc/fun/humor/tv/simpsons --Boring guide and ASCII pictures of the Simpsons family. /misc/fun/humor/tv/snl --Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Happy Fun Ball, and janeslut.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/women --blonde.txt.Z, sorority.txt.Z and of course, the rules.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/xmas --Thank you notes for the "Twelve Days of Christmas" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ PART 2 - Other anonymous ftp sites algol.cs.umbc.edu (130.85.100.2) /pub/funny cobalt.cco.caltech.edu (131.215.48.200) /pub/bjmccall/non-political/Funny cs.dal.ca (129.173.4.5) /pub/comp.archives/alt.humor.oracle /pub/comp.archives/rec.humor /pub/comp.archives/rec.humor.d csseq.cs.tamu.edu (128.194.2.20) /ACM/aggie donau.et.tudelft.nl (130.161.144.100) /pub/humor ftp.uu.net (137.39.1.9) /doc/literature/obi/DEC/humor gatekeeper.dec.com (16.1.0.2) /.0/misc/humour irie.ais.org (141.211.206.16) /pub/humor jerico.usc.edu (128.125.51.6) /pub/jamin/sciina laurel.ocs.mq.edu.au (137.111.3.11) /pub/Documents/Humor mc.lcs.mit.edu (18.111.0.179) /its/ai/humor mintaka.lcs.mit.edu (18.26.0.36) /humor nic.funet.fi (128.214.6.100) /pub/misc/funnies /pub/misc/old-hsu-archive/publicdomain/texts/humor ocf.berkeley.edu (128.32.184.254) /pub/Library/Humor pit-manager.mit.edu (18.172.1.27) /pub/humor puffin.doc.ic.ac.uk (146.169.3.7) /doc/humour quartz.rutgers.edu /pub/humor rascal.ics.utexas.edu /misc/funny shape.mps.ohio-state.edu (128.146.7.200) /pub/jokes sifon.cc.macgill.ca (132.206.27.10) /pub/docs/misc/dave_barry slopoke.mlb.semi.harris.com (132.158.82.36) /pub/doc/humor srawgw.sra.co.jp (133.137.4.3) /.a/sranha-bp/arch/arch/comp.archives/auto/alt.humor.oracle /.a/sranha-bp/arch/arch/comp.archives/auto/rec.humor /.a/sranha-bp/arch/arch/comp.archives/auto/rec.humor.d theta.iis.u-tokyo.ac.jp (157.82.96.67) /JUNET-DB/jokes toklab.ics.osaka-u.ac.jp (133.1.12.30) /JUNET-DB/jokes tolsun.oulu.fi (130.231.96.16) /pub/humor trantor.ee.msstate.edu (130.18.64.2) /files/Text tybalt.caltech.edu (131.215.139.100) /pub/bjmccall/non-political/Funny ugle.unit.no (129.241.1.97) /pub/misc/humor ============================================================================== CatStyle jrh@uiuc.edu Article 6579 of rec.humor.d: Newsgroups: rec.humor.d Path: ms!darwin.sura.net!wupost!sdd.hp.com!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!news.cso.uiuc.edu!deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu!catstyle From: catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (CatStyle ) Subject: CatStyle's monthly posting on deja-vu and other anon ftp sites Message-ID: Sender: usenet@news.cso.uiuc.edu (Net Noise owner) Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1992 04:01:32 GMT Lines: 209 NOTE: This file will be posted the first week of every month in rec.humor.d. The subject will always be "CatStyle's monthly posting on deja-vu and other anon ftp sites" so you can read it once and put it in your kill file. This is a two part file. The first part is a list of all the directories under /misc/fun/humor on deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (128.174.53.10) and a brief description of the files they contain. More detailed information on the actual files may be obtained by getting the file, FILELIST.TXT in the /misc/fun/humor dir. The second part is a list of other anonymous ftp sites. While I maintain the archive on deja-vu, I have nothing to do with the other sites. If you have corrections/additions/deletions to this list, e-mail me at jrh@uiuc.edu. My thanks to Lance Moxley (clm@uiuc.edu) for giving me space for my archives. Any complaints should be sent to hell along with the complainee. Any compliments or suggestions should be sent to jrh@uiuc.edu. Jason R. Heimbaugh (CatStyle) Last updated: 6/25/92. ============================================================================== PART 1 - Directories on deja-vu /misc/fun/humor/ --FILELIST.TXT brief description of every file, FTPINFO.TXT this file /misc/fun/humor/animal --Humor relating to animals. Best file: cats.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/ascii --ASCII pictures, including the often requested cows.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/better --Why a ___ is better than a ___. beer.txt.Z, cucumber.txt.Z, etc. /misc/fun/humor/computer --Humor relating to computers (just goes to show how big of dweebs we are) /misc/fun/humor/computer/bofh --The daily requested Bastard Operator From Hell #1 - #13 /misc/fun/humor/davebary --I am not making this up, articles written by Dave Barry. /misc/fun/humor/geogrphy --Humor relating to geographical areas. /misc/fun/humor/jobs --Job-related humor including the great secrtary.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/misc --Misc humor that doesn't have it's own category. Includes redneck.txt.Z keller.txt.Z, shuttle.txt.Z, and the over-rated litebulb.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/monty --The king of all comedy, Monty Python. Includes all their most popular sketches: parrot.txt.Z, crunchy.txt.Z, sopoor.txt.Z and argument.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/monty/allwords --Contains index to all Monty Python's Flying Circus sketches. /misc/fun/humor/monty/brian --Scenes from "The Life of Brian" and script of the movie, brian.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/holygral --Scenes from "The Holy Grail" and script of the movie, grail.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/monty/songs --Collection of Python songs including lmbrjack.txt.Z and sitonmy.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/monty/sound --.sou sound files to be played on ??? /misc/fun/humor/movies --Movie scripts including airplane.txt.Z and princess.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/murphy --Files containing or resembling Murphy's Laws. /misc/fun/humor/pc --Humor relating to politically correct idiots. /misc/fun/humor/school --Humor relating to kids and to school. kids.txt.Z has some good parts. /misc/fun/humor/sex --SEX! SEX! SEX! All the jokes on sex you could want (well...) /misc/fun/humor/simon --Cult hero, Simon Travaglia's (BOFH) other work. video.txt.Z is great. /misc/fun/humor/sports --Humor relating to sports. Best file: browns.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/standup --Stand up comedy including rodney.txt.Z and wright.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/synonyms --Long lists of synonyms for breasts, dead, screwing, and vomiting. /misc/fun/humor/test --The 1000, 500 question purity tests and others. /misc/fun/humor/true --True stories, such as COMPUTER KILLS CHESS PLAYER AFTER LOSING! /misc/fun/humor/tv --None, only contains subdirectories. /misc/fun/humor/tv/benny --HUGE archive of Benny Hill material. /misc/fun/humor/tv/blackadd --Black Adder scripts, and quotes.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/tv/bottom --British series Bottom first season scripts. /misc/fun/humor/tv/cheers --Norm quotes and Cheers trivia. /misc/fun/humor/tv/latenite --Top Ten lists from Late Night with David Letterman. /misc/fun/humor/tv/simpsons --Boring guide and ASCII pictures of the Simpsons family. /misc/fun/humor/tv/snl --Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Happy Fun Ball, and janeslut.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/women --blonde.txt.Z, sorority.txt.Z and of course, the rules.txt.Z /misc/fun/humor/xmas --Thank you notes for the "Twelve Days of Christmas" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ PART 2 - Other anonymous ftp sites algol.cs.umbc.edu (130.85.100.2) /pub/funny cobalt.cco.caltech.edu (131.215.48.200) /pub/bjmccall/non-political/Funny cs.dal.ca (129.173.4.5) /pub/comp.archives/alt.humor.oracle /pub/comp.archives/rec.humor /pub/comp.archives/rec.humor.d csseq.cs.tamu.edu (128.194.2.20) /ACM/aggie donau.et.tudelft.nl (130.161.144.100) /pub/humor ftp.uu.net (137.39.1.9) /doc/literature/obi/DEC/humor gatekeeper.dec.com (16.1.0.2) /.0/misc/humour irie.ais.org (141.211.206.16) /pub/humor jerico.usc.edu (128.125.51.6) /pub/jamin/sciina laurel.ocs.mq.edu.au (137.111.3.11) /pub/Documents/Humor mc.lcs.mit.edu (18.111.0.179) /its/ai/humor mintaka.lcs.mit.edu (18.26.0.36) /humor nic.funet.fi (128.214.6.100) /pub/misc/funnies /pub/misc/old-hsu-archive/publicdomain/texts/humor ocf.berkeley.edu (128.32.184.254) /pub/Library/Humor pit-manager.mit.edu (18.172.1.27) /pub/humor puffin.doc.ic.ac.uk (146.169.3.7) /doc/humour quartz.rutgers.edu /pub/humor rascal.ics.utexas.edu /misc/funny shape.mps.ohio-state.edu (128.146.7.200) /pub/jokes sifon.cc.macgill.ca (132.206.27.10) /pub/docs/misc/dave_barry slopoke.mlb.semi.harris.com (132.158.82.36) /pub/doc/humor srawgw.sra.co.jp (133.137.4.3) /.a/sranha-bp/arch/arch/comp.archives/auto/alt.humor.oracle /.a/sranha-bp/arch/arch/comp.archives/auto/rec.humor /.a/sranha-bp/arch/arch/comp.archives/auto/rec.humor.d theta.iis.u-tokyo.ac.jp (157.82.96.67) /JUNET-DB/jokes toklab.ics.osaka-u.ac.jp (133.1.12.30) /JUNET-DB/jokes tolsun.oulu.fi (130.231.96.16) /pub/humor trantor.ee.msstate.edu (130.18.64.2) /files/Text tybalt.caltech.edu (131.215.139.100) /pub/bjmccall/non-political/Funny ugle.unit.no (129.241.1.97) /pub/misc/humor ============================================================================== CatStyle jrh@uiuc.edu