From @ARIZVM1.CCIT.ARIZONA.EDU:owner-humor@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU Sat Feb 5 08:35:33 1994 Subject: THE Star Trek Drinking Game revisited... Sender: UGA Humor List To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR Reply-To: UGPACK@ECUVM1.BITNET X-Envelope-To: adam@VLSI.CS.CALTECH.EDU Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7BIT well, gang, i see there's a huge interest in this game. so far the requests haven't been overwhelming, but to cut down some traffic, i went back and figured out where i downloaded the file from in the first place. if anyone wishes, they can get this file from Wiretap Spies, by either ftp or gopher... ftp: anonymous ftp to "wiretap.spies.com" - cd Library/Media/Trek - get stdrink.txt gopher(preferred): connect your gopher via wiretap.spies.com, port 70 burrow through these menus: "Wiretap Online Library", then "Mass Media", "Star Trek", and get the document "Star Trek Drinking Game" if you can't ftp or gopher (or know how-- you should learn! it's fun!), please feel free to send me a request. but if you can, i would recommend doing it, not only to save me a little time, but also because there's a LOT of humor archived there, along with other funny, amusing, bizzare, and fascinating stuff go browse there-- it's a good way to spend a whole afternoon (or more) ANYway, our listowner, Bill, suggested that I should have given a sample of this file, so below is an excerpt from the game. The quotes and actions are divided into categories by general and specific characters, and the end of the file (not here) contains general stuff to drink to while watching. the numbers in the right column represent # of drinks to take. and Bill, you didn't say if YOU wanted a copy... do ya? :) enjoy love, peace, and hair grease bryan =========================================================================== Riker : "Hell" : 2 Quotes : "What the hell is going on?" : Whole Beverage : "You are personally responsible for the : : Captain's safety" to Worf : 2 : "With pleasure, sir" : 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Riker : Walks forward as if he's trying to knock an : Actions : imaginary door down with his forehead : 1 : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1 : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2 : Thrusts his chin out with a smug look : 1 : Stands with his feet more than 2 ft. apart :1 per ' beyond 2' : Pronounces a word in a way that does not match: : his heritage (e.g. charade=shur-AHD) : 2 : Acts blatantly like Kirk : 1 : Gets that annoying smirk on his face : 1 : Gets the girl : 1 : Gets the girl for no apparent reason : 2 =========================================================================== Deanna : "What do YOU think about that?" or other quote: Quotes : reminiscent of ELIZA : 1 : "Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are) : 1 : "Mother! Please...!" : 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deanna : Senses something really shocking : 1 Actions : Gives us Betazoid insight into something : : really obvious : 2 : Senses (and lists) more than one emotion : 1 : Cries : 2 : Is hit on : 1 : Rolls her eyes : 1 : Can't shut out all the feelings : 1 =========================================================================== O'Brien : Has a line in a first or second season episode: 1 Actions : Disables a weapon during transport : 1 =========================================================================== Wesley : "It's easy!" (or "simple", etc.) : 1 Quotes : "Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc. : 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wesley : Talks back to his mom : 1 Actions : Saves the day : 1 : Saves the day and nobody understands his : : pseudoscientific babbling : 2 : Saves the day and nobody thanks him : 2 : Appears to be hitting on someone : 1 : Gets that annoying "impish" grin : 1 : Creates some spiffy new science project : 1 : Gets that "I'm not just a kid" attitude : 1 : Swallows really hard : 1 : Has his life threatened : 2 : Has his life threatened and he dies : Party like it's : : 1999! : Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty) : 3 =========================================================================== ;)