>                            Tech Support Nietzsche Style
>                            ============================
> 
>     Guidelines:
>     ----------
> 
>     When a user is calling in need of help, don't forget that he is
>     a weakling.  Only a loser would need to come groveling to you,
>     begging for crumbs of help that may fall from your godlike lips.
>     And he KNOWS that he is a loser in the race of the weak and the
>     strong, that his kind is doomed to extinction.  Therefore, show
>     him no mercy.  Treat him with the utter contempt that he deserves.
>     It is the law of nature that you should do so.
> 
>     Key Phrases:
>     -----------
> 
>         "You aren't very smart, are you?"
> 
>         "I can't believe you call yourself a programmer!"
> 
>         "Our product is obviously too complex and advanced for you.
>         Please desist from using it - you are soiling it."
> 
>     Nevertheless, there may come a time when you actually must help
>     the user, even though he is sucking away your magnificent
>     intellectual vitality with his grotesque shambling confusion.  He
>     is a lower form of life and you must make him feel it, lest he
>     take on ambitions of evolving to your level.
> 
>     Key Phrases:
>     -----------
> 
>         "Now I will read aloud the section of the manual that you failed
>         to comprehend."
> 
>         "You have ignominiously blundered on line 35, committing an error
>         that a Mongoloid programming an abacus would be ashamed of."
> 
>         "What you've done in your function foo is the coding equivalent of
>         failing to empty your colostomy bag."
> 
>     Alas, upon occasion there comes a time when it is obvious that the
>     compiler is at fault.  This is no reason to let the user feel
>     superior to anyone, however.  The design of a compiler is still
>     far beyond his limited mental capacities.  His duty is to worship,
>     not criticize.
> 
>     Key Phrases:
>     -----------
> 
>         "The inner workings of the compiler are far beyond your antlike
>         comprehension."
> 
>         "That behavior is described in ANSI specification 21.11.45.7.3.8.
>         You are familiar with that section, I assume..."
> 
>         "Our software can behave in that manner only if it has been
>         corrupted by long exposure to users of your caliber."
> 
>     And finally, a user may eventually want you to code something for
>     him, or send him an example.  The user has asked something that is
>     against the laws of nature.  Such creatures as himself exist to
>     serve you and not you him.  Therefore such a request is impossible
>     and against nature, and does not exist, and therefore never
>     happened.  Response is not possible.