> From maximus!maxim.com!bilge@uunet.UU.NET Thu Sep  9 11:44:25 1993

 Last night, I finalized the design of my n-level Universal Turing
Machine which operates on acoustic frequency shifts based on popping
bubble wrap turing tape (which I have patented, of course). The
frequency shifts cause a set of tea leaves (of various lengths) to
vibrate and pop the bubble wrap directly below the leaf. The leaves
pop the bubble wrap by having 400 grit wet/dry sandpaper attached
to the base of the leaves. I am currently working on a water
injection system for this machine to take advantage of the wet/dry
sandpaper technology to further quicken (turbo charge) the computation
rate. Tomorrow night I will be adding a set of really disgruntled bees
to the whole equation, attempting to have the first Neural Networking
Universal Turing Machine.

Since this technology is so new, I'm still using a primitive push-down
automata device to start the darned thing, which forces me to write
context-free grammars to make anything work.