From klassa@aurxcg.aur.alcatel.com Thu Apr 15 08:00:56 1993
To: adam%vlsi.cs.caltech.edu@rockdal.aud.alcatel.com,
        alan%slkbox.bntley.ingr.com@rockdal.aud.alcatel.com,
        bach%gumby.larc.nasa.gov@rockdal.aud.alcatel.com
Subject: a friend of mine posted this to comp.sys.atari.advocacy


I nearly died laughing.  Maybe it's an Atari thing...  I don't know.
I thought you might find it amusing anyway.

-John

Article 40 (16 more) in comp.sys.atari.advocacy:
From: whitcomb@aurs01.UUCP (Jonathan Whitcomb)
Subject: Re: Kill ATARI!!!! Kill Kill Kill ATARI and everyone who has
one!!!!
Message-ID: <62907@aurs01.UUCP>
Date: 14 Apr 93 20:58:51 GMT
References: <C5EMuH.90u@ucunix.san.uc.edu> <C5FM5v.Jqy@panix.com>
Sender: news@aurs01.UUCP
Reply-To: whitcomb@aurxc3.aur.alcatel.com.UUCP (Jonathan Whitcomb)
Organization: Alcatel Network Systems, Raleigh NC
Lines: 41

In article <C5FM5v.Jqy@panix.com> jk@panix.com (Jim Kalb) writes:
>In <C5EMuH.90u@ucunix.san.uc.edu> klasmekj@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Kevin J.
Klasmeie
r) writes:
>
>>                  | >>>> Trust me, Rush IS right! <<<< | |
>
>Rush Limbaugh?  (I think there's also a rock group called Rush.)
>
>If the former, Mr. Klasmeier's .sig raises the issue of the political
>outlook of Atari owners.  I own a 1986 520ST and I'm a
>foaming-at-the-mouth right-winger.  Ditto for Mr. K., unless he's being
>ironic or is a rock fan.  Also, I understand that A. Schwartzenegger
was
>seen using a Portfolio in one of the Terminator movies, and the premier
>Atari FTP site in the United States has "terminator" in its name.  So
>that's 4 for 4 for the righties.  Any left-wingers dare to tell me I'm
>wrong?

Yeah, it is important to categorize things as much as possible.  First
we have PEOPLE.  Then there are computer using people, which I will
designate as GEEKS.  Then we have Atari users, who I'll dub FANATIC
GEEKS.  So now all we need are liberal Atari users (FANATIC COMMIE PINKO
GEEKS) and conservative Atari Users (FANATIC RIGHT-WING REACTIONARY
GEEKS) to round out the picture.

Ah, but why stop there?  We can have younger Atari users (PIMPLE FACED
GEEKS WHO COULDN'T BUY A DATE BUT WOULDN'T TRY ANYWAY 'CAUSE IT WOULD
RIP THEM AWAY FROM THEIR ATARIS), older Atari users (GERITOL SUCKING
GEEKS WITH WALKERS), gamers (NOT REALLY A GEEK BUT CAN KICK SOME SERIOUS
ALIEN BUG BUTT), artists (PIXEL?  WHAT'S A PIXEL?), hackers (GEEKS WHO'S
MAIN GOAL IN LIFE IS TO BREAK INTO THE HUSTLER MAGAZINE MAIL ORDER
SYSTEM) and telecom junkies (GEEKS WHO WOULD RATHER TYPE THAN TALK).

Is there anyone I haven't offended yet?

-Jonathan
(FANTATIC LEFT LEANING QUASI-MUSICAL HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC GEEK WITH
GLASSES)

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