Newsgroups: rec.humor Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!usc!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!infonode!mturseka From: mturseka@infonode.ingr.com (Mahesh Ursekar) Subject: Knock! Knock! Message-ID: <1993May8.221622.22026@infonode.ingr.com> Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL. Date: Sat, 8 May 1993 22:16:22 GMT Lines: 224 Here's a list of Knock! Knock! jokes for starters. Taken from: Nutty Knock Knocks! by Joseph Rosenbloom, Sterling Publishers, 1986. A. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aardvark Aardvark who? Aardvark-um cleaner broke. Can I borrow yours? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Abbey Abbey who? Abbey birthday. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Achilles Achilles who? Achilles mosquitoes with a swatter! B. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Babylon Babylon who? Babylo-I'm not listening anyway. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana messages for me? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Barbie Barbie who? Barbie Q. Chicken. Knock! Knock! Who's there? B.C. B.C. who? B.C'ing you! Knock! Knock! Who's there Beecher Beecher who? Beecher at any game you pick. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Belladonna Belladonna who? Belladonna work, so I had to knock. C. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Caesar Caesar who? "Caesar jolly good fellow ... " Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cain and Abel Cain and Abel who? Cain talk now - Abel tomorrow. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Calder Calder who? Calder police-I've been robbed. D. Knock! Knock! Who's there? D-1 D-1 who? I'm D-1 to watch. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dandelion Dandelion who? Dandelion around out here, but open the door anyway. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Danielle Danielle who? Danielle at me, I heard you the first time. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Darby Darby who? Darby a lot of reasons why I knocked. E. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Easter Easter who? Easter anybody home? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Eaton Eaton who? Eaton out of the garbage again? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Edward B. Edward B. who? Edward B. nice if you made like a bee and buzzed off. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Efficient Efficient who? Efficient my old pal! F. Knock! Knock! Who's there? F-2 F-2 who? Do I F-2 tell you? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny Fanny who? Fanny body call, I'm out. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Faraday Faraday who? Faraday last time, open up! Knock! Knock! Who's there? Farrah Farrah who? Farrah out, man. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Farris Farris who? "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the Farris one of all?" G. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ghana Ghana who? Not Ghana take this anymore. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Alma Gibbons Alma Gibbons who? Alma Gibbons you 24 hours to get out of town. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Gideon Gideon who? Gideon your horse and let's go! Knock! Knock! Who's there? Gillette Gillette who? If Gillette me in, I won't knock anymore. H. Knock! Knock! Who's there Hackett Hackette who? I can't Hackette-I'm going home. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Haiku Haiku who? "Haiku-d have danced all night ..." Knock! Knock! Who's there? Halibut Halibut who? Halibut lending me five dollars? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hallaways Hallaways who? Hallaways knew you'd never amount to much. Stay tuned for Knock! Knocks! from I-Z ...... ...Mahesh