From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon) Subject: chineze anti-zodiac Date: 8 Feb 93 20:05:09 GMT FUN.ANTIZODIAC RAT: 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996 Ambitious and sincere, you can be generous with your financial resources. You are good at giving people an offer they can't refuse. Too bad you are an ugly sonovabitch. Nobody likes you, but they put up with you for your accounting abilities. Most RATs become involved in organized crime. Compatible with the Dragon and Monkey; your opposite is the Horse. OX : 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985 A leader, you are bright and cheerful. At least you like to think you are. You are so desperate to be accepted by others that you frequently make promises that you cannot keep. Maybe you could get more things done if you trimmed off half your weight. Most SantaClaus impersonators are Ox's. Compatible with the Snake and Rooster; your opposite is the Sheep. TIGER: 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986 Forthright and sensitive, you posses great courage. You are so impatient to do heroic things that you rarely bother to sit down and think things out. You love to embrace "good causes" and you will probably die in poverty because of it. Many TIGERs are killed in heroic deeds like running into burning houses or jumping into freezing rivers. Compatible with the Horse and Dog; your opposite is the Monkey. RABBIT: 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987 Talented and affectionate, you are a seeker of tranquility. Difficult situations upset you. RABBITs are frequently found with their heads in the ground. You are afraid to try anything new. Then you wonder why the world has passed you by. RABBITs usually end up as a side dish in someone else's dinner. Compatible with the Sheep and Boar; your opposite is the Rooster. DRAGON: 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988 Robust and passionate, your life is filled with complexity. You are the epitomy of "Chaotic Control". No one understands what you are doing. Sometimes you don't understand what you are doing. You build your own world then wonder why it doesn't match the real one. People call you "space cadet" behind your back. You give great first impressions. The second one gives you away. Most DRAGONs quote Dan Quayle in their speeches. Compatible with the Monkey; Your opposite is the Dog. BOAR: 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995 Gallant and noble, your friends will remain at your side... ...as long as you keep up the payments.You do good work ; as long as you know what you are doing. That is very rare. Most of the time, you need people to tell you what to do. Your friends are only using you. Many low level Soviet officials are BOARs. For that matter, so are many American politicians. Compatible with the Rabbit and Sheep; your opposite is the Snake DOG: 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994 Generous and loyal you have the ability to work well with others. That's because they can see right through you. Everything is simple and straight forward to you. Your conversation and speeches are limited to the bloody obvious. No one takes you seriously. You are willing to die for causes you believe in and people take advantage of that. Many DOG's die in prison. Compatible with the Horse and Tiger; your opposite is the Dragon SNAKE: 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989 Strong willed and intense, you display great wisdom. You dream of becomming president some day. Trouble is, noone believes anything you say anymore. You have no friends, only political allies. You're also a coward. "Live to run another day" is your motto. But that's allright. The people you hang out with holds those qualities in high regard. SNAKEs are elected to congress. Compatible with the Rooster and Ox; your opposite is the BOAR. ROOSTER: 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993 Seeking wisdom and truth, you have a pioneering spirit. You are always running off into some silly adventure. You are also running away from creditors from your last failed adventure. Karl Marx was thinking of you when he wrote "Das Kapital". You watch contact sports when noone is looking. ROOSTERs group together and compare how many times they have declared bankrupcy. Compatible with the Snake and Ox; your opposite is the Rabbit. MONKEY: 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992 Persuasive and intelligent you strive to excel. People think you are an asshole. You're not above using little children to make a quick buck. You'd be in jail now if it wasn't for the fact you own the best lawyers money can buy. MONKEY's make the best yuppies. You disgust me so much I'm going to stop writing. Compatible with the Dragon and Rat; Your opposite is the TIGER. SHEEP: 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991 Aesthetic and stylish you enjoy being a private person. You shirk responsibility and live in fear of getting a phone call. Your best friend is the VCR. You think wall paper makes the best paintings. You have this uncanny ability to cast dark clouds into any party. According to Darwin, you shouldn't exist. Compatible with the Boar and Rabbit; your opposite is the OX. HORSE: 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990 Physically attractive and popular, you like the company of others. You trip alot because your nose is always in the air. People think you are an air-head. You could solve Ethiopia's famine with the money you spend on cosmetics. People stick close to you because they are afriad of what you will say if they ever turn their backs. HORSE's win popularity contests in high school then go on to a long career in blue-collar. Compatible with the Tiger and Dog; your opposite is the Rat. An Original by CRIMSON ROM ^>*<^ (tm) PRODUCTIONS (c)MCMXC CEO Jon Moon Division of Human Resources Dept of Stereotyping Personell Evaluation Group ------------------------------------------------------------ Feel free to distribute this to anyone who you know will enjoy it.