> The Hebrew Geek Code - Version 1.0  by Robert Kaiser
>
> E-mail me any additions that you think would be good.  They
> might end up in version 2.0.   kaiser@pofvax.pnb.sunysb.edu
>
>
> Amaze your friends and family.  Communicate volumes of information
> about yourself with just a few letters.  Give information to those
> in the know, without anyone else being able to understand!  All
> this and more is possible when you use this list to create your own
> Hebrew Geek Code (HGC), which you then put in your .sig file.
>
> Have fun.  Permission is granted to spread this everywhere, as
> long as credit is given.
>
> example Hebrew Geek code:
> S+++ K++ TM M H+ T t SY+= & SY+++ M AT++ Te+/Te++ SC
>
>  -------------------------------------------------------
> Qualifiers:    A&B     Means A and B
>                A/B     Means ranging from A to B
>  -------------------------------------------------------
>
> Shabbat Observance  S-   Not at all
>                     S    Reform
>                     S+   Conservative, will drive to shul
>                     S++  Traditional, Orthodox
>                     S+++ I stone cars on Shabbat
>                     S--  I stone people walking to shul on Shabbat
>
>
> Kashrut             K-   I only eat at McDonald's, except their
>                          sodas.
>                     K?   What's kashrut
>                     K    Reform, wil eat ham and cheese, but
>                          will say a bracha afterwards
>                     K+   Conservative.  Will eat gelatin and OU
>                          milk and kosher meat.
>                     K++  Traditional/Orthodox.  Only Chalav Yisroel
>                          milk, no gelatin, only GLATT meat.
>                     K+++  Satmar or Meshugge kosher.
>
>
>
> Tohorot Mishpacha        TM-- I married a non-Jew, so this doesn't
> (Family Purity)               apply
>                          TM-  I'm a pagan
>                          TM   I'm mostly following the rules
>                          TM+  Orthodox
>                          TM++ My wife and I have separate houses
>
>
> Moshiach       M--   He's already come.  Haven't you heard the
>                      Good Word?
>                M-    Don't believe in it.
>                M     Could be
>                M+    I believe with perfect faith...
>                M++   We want Moshiach now!
>                M+++  Watching the Rebbe's grave.
>                M++++ I am Moshiach
>
>
> Hebrew Language     H-   Is 'Jewish' a language?
>                     H    I went to Hebrew school. Shalom!
>                     H+   I even took it in college.
>                     H++  I'm not made fun of too badly by Israelis.
>                     H+++ Ani midaberet Ivrit tov Me'od, nu?
>
>
> Talmud Knowledge    T--  I'm a Karaite
>                     T-   Is that like Torah?
>                     T    Studied in Hebrew school
>                     T+   Studied in college, competant to argue.
>                     T++  Talmud Chochem
>                     T+++  Adin Steinsaltz's chevruta.
>
>
> Tribe:    t    Israel
>           t+   Levi
>           t++  Cohen
>           t+++ Next in line to be the Cohen Gadol
>           t?   Not sure
>
>
> What type of        SY-- Jesus loves me, yes he does...
> synagogue do        SY-  Allah'hu Akbar!
> I go to?            -SY  I don't go to shul
>                     SY0  Reconstructionist
>                     SY   Reform
>                     SY+  Conservative (whatever that means)
>                     SY+= Conservative egalitarian
>                     SY++ UTJ/Traditional/Right wing Conservative
>                     SY+++ Orthodox
>                          SY+++M    Modern Orthodox
>                          SY+++Y    Yeshiva Litvak Right wing
>                          SY+++C    Chassidic
>
>
> How often do I      AT--  Religion is for dweebs!
> Attend shul?        AT-   Only for other people's weddings.
>                     AT    Regularly!  Every Rosh Hashanah and Yom
>                           Kippur, and I also had a Bar Mitzvah!
>                     AT+   High holdays, Shalosh Regalim (Three
>                           festivals), and occasional shabbats.
>                     AT++  I go on Shabbat.
>                     AT+++  And I lay Tefillin on weekdays
>                     AT++++ The Rabbi wants to institute a
>                            restraining order to keep me away!
>
>
> Tefillin            Te-   What's that?  Is it good to eat?
>                     Te    I don't wear animal products, dude.
>                     Te+   Sure, sometimes, at least once a month.
>                     Te++  Almost every day.  I'm a mensch! :)
>                     Te+++ The doctors say if I don't taken them off
>                           soon, they'll have to amputate.
>
>
>
> Shabbat Candles     SC-   I don't use matches.  Only you can
>                           prevent forest fires.
>                     SC    Been there, done that.
>                     SC+   Every Shabbat.
>                     SC++  I have been arrested for arson.
>                     SC+++ I have been convicted for arson.