From klassa@aurxcc.aur.alcatel.com Fri Oct 29 13:59:53 1993
To: bach@gumby.larc.nasa.gov, wrenn@chewy.larc.nasa.gov,
        adam@vlsi.cs.caltech.edu, alan@aafbox.bntley.ingr.com,
        dovi@yoda.larc.nasa.gov, james@arnie.larc.nasa.gov
Subject: a little quiz for you...
X-Mts: smtp


[#6 is my personal favorite]

                            City of Los Angeles
                        High School Math Proficiency Exam

NAME:____________________________   GANG:_______________________

1.  Leroy has an AK47 with a 40 round clip.  If he misses 6 out of 10
    shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many
    shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2.  Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and sells an 8-ball to Jackson for
    $320 and 2 grams to Fernando for $85 per gram.  What is the street
    value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3.  Rufus is pimping for three girls.  If the price is $65 for each trick,
    how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his
    $800 per day crack habit?

4.  Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit.
    How many ounces of cut will he need?

5.  Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for
    a 4x4.  If he has stolen 2 BMWs, and 3 4x4s, how many Chevys will
    he have to steal to make $800.

6.  Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder.  He got $10,000 for the
    hit.  If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much
    money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years
    will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7.  If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter
    is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans
    of paint?

8.  Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang.  There are 27 girls in his
    gang.  What percentage of girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

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On a side note...  A creative Halloween costume:

Walk around with a chair over your head.  Tell people you're a piece of
gum.