From: wolvie@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (christopher motherway)
Subject: THIS IS PRSIDENTIAL JEOPARDY! by Jay Leno

Bush nailed the first question and then picks foreign affairs for $100.
The Answer:  Although we won the Gulf War, he is still in power.
Bush rings in:  Who is Saddam Hussein?
Jay: Wrong!
Clinton:  Who is George Bush?
Jay: Correct.
Perot get into to it late (duh!) but does decently.  Clinton then starts
Domestic Affirs:
The Answer:  She allegedly had an affair with Oliver North.
Clinton: Who was Fawn Hall?  DOmestic Affairs for $200.
Answer: She allegedly had an affair with Jim Bakker.
Clinton: Who is Donna Rice?  (runs category) Domestic Affairs for $500.
Answer: She allegedly had an affair with a governor of Arkansas.
Clinton: (stalls) Uh..the..uh name slipped my mind for a second.
Perot: Who is Gennifer (he prounces with a hard 'G') Flowers?

Going into Final Jeopardy, CLinton was away ahead.
Final Jeopardy Answer:  The greatest mind of the 20th Century.
The candidates start writing when Jay says:
'And, gentlemen, please do NOT write your own names down.'
They all rip up their answers and write while Ed Hall says the winner
will receive 4 years in the luxurious White House, courtesy of The 
American Taxpayer (Fitting the Bill for Over 200 Years)

Bush:  I wrote 'Who was Albert Einstein?'
Jay:  Correct.  (Bush in 2nd) CLinton?
Clinton:  I wrote "Who is Hugh Hephner?'
Jay:  He's not a great mind!
Clinton:  Well, he is to me! (Clinton still ahead by $100)
Jay:  Perot
Perot:  I said 'Who was Albert Einstein?'
Jay:  Correct.  Your wager?
Perot:  $100 million.
Jay:  Sir, (Perot had $700 on the board) you don't HAVE $100 million.
Perot: (Reaching under podium and taking out bundles of cash) The hell
       I don't!  That's pocket money to me!!

All three hold out hand to shake Jay's, thinking they've won.  Jay goes
over to shake Perot's hand.