From rifkin@umdnj.edu Tue Jan 17 05:24:49 1995 Subject: FW: May the force be with you!!! (fwd) X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Length: 6313 Forwarded message: >From vjlee@midway.uchicago.edu Mon Jan 16 15:44:04 EST 1995 Date: Mon, 16 Jan 1995 14:47:12 -0600 (CST) From: Pebbles To: rifkin@UMDNJ.EDU Subject: FW: May the force be with you!!! (fwd) Message-Id: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Here's something for you to read in the midst of your med-school studies. :) Vivian ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 23 Nov 1994 00:33:48 -0600 (CST) From: Pebbles To: upshiue@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu Subject: FW: May the force be with you!!! (fwd) Though you might get a THRILL out of this while you were peering out that window...you're such a perv!! ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 21 Nov 1994 07:29:22 -0800 (PST) From: Susan Ys Park To: vjlee@midway.uchicago.edu Subject: FW: May the force be with you!!! (fwd) Thought you might find this interesting. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 17 Nov 1994 01:37:35 -0800 (PST) From: Traci A Lee To: sparky@uclink.berkeley.edu Subject: FW: May the force be with you!!! (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 16 Nov 94 18:30:00 PST From: Calvin Nieh To: Josh Clark , Cornell Ho Nieh , Connie Morimoto , Kenic34850 , leet4 , 'Tom Yen' , Wayne Kao Subject: FW: May the force be with you!!! (fwd) More computer-geek stuff for your reading enjoyment. See ya later kids! ---------- From: Raymond S Chu To: Calvin Nieh; Jennifer Turner; Tracey Nishimoto; April Nishimoto; Edward Lyons; Carolyn Kayo Kumai; Jeremy Kreisler; Uyen Hoang; Keith Conley Subject: May the force be with you!!! (fwd) Date: Wednesday, November 16, 1994 12:56PM ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 16 Nov 1994 02:10:43 -0700 (MST) From: Dahlia T Fernandez To: rchu@gas.uug.arizona.edu Subject: May the force be with you!!! (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: 12 Nov 94 14:18:30 EST From: Andrew I. Lin To: hucalvin@uclink2.berkeley.edu, ccm@dana.ucc.nau.edu, dahlia@gas.uug.arizona.edu, palmerk@slab.pr.erau.edu, Gareth.D.Zehrbach.1@nd.edu, jlm@ccit.arizona.edu, ALTMAN@ccit.arizona.edu, mmn631@lulu.acns.nwu.edu Subject: May the force be with you!!! --- Forwarded Message from Kara R. Josephberg --- >Date: 12 Nov 94 14:16:05 EST >From: Kara R. Josephberg >Subject: May the force be with you!!! >To: David N. Miller, Andrew I. Lin, Jared E. Abbey, Jurrien M. Swarts, cfp6@columbia.edu, tpf@acpub.duke.edu, vinikoor@sas.upenn.edu (Jason K Vinikoor), Robyn L. Brown, Gretchen R. Gudmundsen, Allison C. Jacoby, Kathryn A. Malone --- Forwarded Message from Benjamin A. Cooperberg --- >Date: 12 Nov 94 10:47:31 EST >From: Benjamin A. Cooperberg >Subject: May the force be with you!!! >To: Alexandra M. Reitman, Anat H. Levtov, ben1@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu, BJR007@aol.com, bensosk@minerva.cis.yale.edu, taxyc@gusun.acc.georgetown.edu, crayola@umich.edu, Cruck@Middlebury.edu, Dror Zorea, Daniel T. Kerzner, SDL2488@OCVAXA.CC.OBERLIN.EDU, dbm17@columbia.edu, ermartens@vaxsar.vassar.edu, gsg8@columbia.edu, geboger@minerva.cis.yale.edu, ianderss@polar.Bowdoin.EDU (Ingrid M. Andersson), jlutzy@emerald.tufts.edu, Jessica S. Silversmith, levj@iia.org, SJS6242@OCVAXA.CC.OBERLIN.EDU, Kara R. Josephberg, kwooley@umich.edu, kidon@eden.rutgers.edu, David E. Mace, Max M. Swedlow, Matthew R. Cooperberg, lasiegel@minerva.cis.yale.edu, bigred@eden.rutgers.edu, Michael C. Henry, Morgen A. Sullivan, NGROOM@smith.smith.edu, phyman@haverford.edu (Paul Hyman), RLadov@Haverford.EDU, rsolomon@student.umass.edu, ratkind@minerva.cis.yale.edu, smr28@columbia.edu, Stuart M. Davidson, K. Tanner Morris, Yuri Feldman, Gregory T. Cappell, swebb@itsmail1.hamilton.edu, Roberto A. Miki, Jeffrey K. Tam Sing, Nina F. Wessel, S. Isabel Choi, Heather A. Charles --- Forwarded Message from Amanda A. Glenn --- >Date: 08 Nov 94 21:25:44 EST >From: Amanda A. Glenn >Subject: May the force be with you!!! >To: Benjamin A. Cooperberg ben-- please don't think i am some kind of pervert. anat told me to blitz this to you... isn't it hilarious?? Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars: A New Hope" [Reprinted from UCSD's _The Koala_ 10/14/93 issue] 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look at the size of that thing!" 4. "Sorry about the mess..." 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!" 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!" ...... Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" [Reprinted from UCSD's _The Koala_ 12/1/93 issue] 1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!" 2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" 4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." 5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm.." 7. "Control, control! You must learn control!" 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!" Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines from ROTJ 10. And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day! 9. Hey! Point that thing someplace else! 8. It'll work. It'll work. 7. Rise, my friend. 6. Hey, don't worry; Chewie and I got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this. 5. I need more men. 4. I think you'll fit in nicely. 3. Move closer! Get along side that one! 2. Back door, huh? Good idea. 1. She's gonna blow! --- end of quote These are the Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars IV: A New Hope" 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look at the size of that thing!" 4. "Sorry about the mess..." 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!" 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!" ... Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back" 1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!" 2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?" 4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." 5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..." 7. "Control, control! You must learn control!" 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!" ... Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi" 1. "Rise, my friend." 2. "Open the back door!" 3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!" 4. "It's just a dead animal..." 5. "Not bad for a little furball." 6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?" 7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?" 8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two." 9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!" 10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie." ...