Article 77191 of rec.humor: Newsgroups: rec.humor Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!usc!wupost!uunet!nic.unh.edu!kepler.unh.edu!ss1 From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Subject: Original Enormous Sig File, Part 2/4 Message-ID: <1992Sep11.005022.15510@newshost.unh.edu> Sender: news@newshost.unh.edu (USENET News System) Organization: Turkey Hall References: <1992Sep11.004926.15432@newshost.unh.edu> Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:50:22 GMT Lines: 715 =============================================================================== The Original Enormous List of Signatures (Part 2/4) =============================================================================== From: coxon@fl08-g.comm.mot.com (Jed Coxon) Greetings, I have been collecting .sig for some time now. I mostly prefer .sigs w/graphics in them. Sigs with quotes are nice, but they aren't as pleasing to the eye. So, here my collection. I have included some my personal sigs as well. =============================================================================== MY PERSONAL SIG LIBRARY:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ =============================================================================== o o o o +-=-=-=-o-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ [ o | Jed L. Coxon }-=^;> ] [ \~~~/ | Motorola Inc. ] [ \ / PLEASE DON'T DRINK | Land Mobile Products Sector ] [ V AND POST | Worldwide Radio Products Group ] [ | | Fort Lauderdale, FL. ] [ --- | ] [ | Internet: coxon@mot.com ] +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ [ "I've upped my standards, | Jed L. Coxon (Fusion Flamer) ] [ SO UP YOURS!" | Motorola Inc. ] [=============+=======================+ Fort Lauderdale, FL. ] [ THIS SPACE | _ /| Used cat needs| INET: coxon@mot.com ] [ FOR RENT $$ | \`O.o' loving home. +-------+ ] [ DON'T WAIT! | =(___)= Drug trained. Minor |~~~~~~}-=^;>~~~~~~~~~~~~~] [ CALL TODAY! | U brain damage. CALL!! | }=() >%%%%%%@> ] +-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ [ __!__ | ] [ \ / ____(_)____ | Jed L. Coxon ] [ \ _ / | Motorola Inc. ] [ ----/_\---- | Land Mobile Products Sector ] [ x--------------( . )--------------x | Worldwide Radio Products Group ] [ | | |_|\_/|_| | | | Fort Lauderdale, FL. ] [ x x x x | ] [ | Internet: coxon@mot.com ] [ RED LEADER! RED LEADER! | ] [ CHECK YOUR SIX!!! | }-=^;> ] +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ [ \_____________/ | ] [ /\___________/\ | Jed L. Coxon ] [ / /\_________/\ \ | Motorola Inc. ] [ / / /\_______/\ \ \ | Land Mobile Products Sector ] [ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ | Worldwide Radio Products Group ] [______/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\________| Fort Lauderdale, FL. ] [ \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / | ] [ \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / | ] [ \ \ \/_______\/ / / | Internet: coxon@mot.com ] [ \ \/_________\/ / | ] [ \/___________\/ | }-=^;> ] [ / \ | ] +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+ [. + . . . * | ] [ ____________________ . . __ . . |Jed L. Coxon }-=^;> ] [ \______NCC_1701_____|) .____.--"--"---._____ |Motorola Inc. ] [ || /-----._________.----/ |Land Mobile Products Sector ] [ * /=======||====/___/ "--" |Worldwide Radio Products Group] [ . \==\____________|(- + | . |Fort Lauderdale, FL. ] [ . . . . -*- | ] [ . . + | . |Internet: coxon@mot.com ] +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+ +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-----------------------------------------------| }-=^;> | | | |M| |M| |M| |M| | | |Jed L. Coxon | |-----|M| _M| |M_ |M| -----|Motorola, Inc. | | | |M| /_)|() ()|(_\ |M| | | |Land Mobile Products Sector | |--------- (/_)|/ \|(_\) |M| -----|Worldwide Radio Products Group| | | | | (/_)| |(_\) |M| | | |Fort Lauderdale, FL. | |------------ (()M| |M()) ---------| | | | | | | |M| ~ ~ |M| | | | |Internet: coxon@mot.com | |-------------- |M| (@) (@) |M| ------------| | | | | | | | |M| |M| | | | | | | |---------------|M| |M|----------------| "I've upped my standards, | | | | | | |M| |M|| | | | | || SO UP YOURS!" | |-----------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+ +-------- HEY!!! | WHO PUT THIS PUBIC HAIR | ON MY SIG?!! o /~\ V o \ \ /~~~\ o o \~/~~~~/ \/ +-=-=-=-o-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ [ o \ | Jed L. Coxon }-=^;> ] [ \~~~/ / | Motorola Inc. ] [ \ / PLEASE DON'T DRI|K | Land Mobile Products Sector ] [ V AND POST \ | Worldwide Radio Products Group ] [ | | Fort Lauderdale, FL. ] [ --- | ] [ | Internet: coxon@mot.com ] +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ =============================================================================== SIGS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ =============================================================================== -----------------------------------. ----------------------------------- .--/__|_|__Marshall_Lev_Dermer__|_|____| | UW-Milwaukee/Milwaukee, WI 53201| /. . |-| Moshe Ben Menasha |.| | | | dermer@convex.csd.uwm.edu | / ___|-|_Dept. of Psychology __|_|__|_| |_________________________________| /___/<_>==<_>\-----------------/<_>==<_>- = <_>=<_> <_>=<_> ______________ ________________\ /______________________________________________ \ \ Mitchell /// /__ \ MST4298@ \ S. /// All Standard Discalimers Apply: ie, keep //// \ zeus.tamu.edu \ Todd /// your lousy tort feasors to yourself //// \________________\ ///____________________________________________//// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ /////////////////////////////////////////////////// \/\/// \/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pine Cone Camp ^ ^ / \ ^ "SONY - because caucasians kathryn@gold.GVG.TEK.COM / \ ^ / \^ ^\/ \ are just too damn tall" In the Sierra Foothills / / \/ \/ \ - Crazy People The Grass Valley Group ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ___ _/| __ __ ___ _/| \ x x ' / o O \ \ o O ' "see no more, hear no more, say no more" ( ^ ) ( ^ ) ( ^ ) U U ~ /~\______________________________________________________________________/~\ |n| Lydia Leong | If there is anyone here that I have not |n| |~| lwl@eniac.seas.upenn.edu _| offended, I deeply apologize. -- Brahms |~| |_|_________________________|#|__________________________________________|_| Peter da Silva. `-_-' . 'U` "Have you hugged your wolf today?" ___ / __\ U N S H I N E DaviD W. Sanderson | | | I N E dws@cs.wisc.edu _____| | |_____ ________ \ / \ |__/ /////__ Fusion Powered Locomotives Made to Order \____/ \__|_/ \\\\\______ (TARDIS model available at extra cost) ============================================================================== \/ato /'\ /`\ Ian Dickinson TED KALDIS FOR PRESIDENT! /^^^\/^^^\ vato@warwick.ac.uk /TWIN/TEATS\ @c=GB@o=University of Warwick@ou=Computing Services@cn=Ian Dickinson / \ ============================================================================== {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( Michael Rivero rivero@dev8a.mdcbbs MY EX-WIFE TOOK MY SIG IN THE DIVORCE! {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( ------------------------------------------------------------------------ | "Vrooom ... What was that? | Sandy (Books) Walsh | /\O Yee| | That was your life, mate. | Memorial University | #\/Haa| | Do I get another one? | St.John's, NF, Canada | #__ | | Nope, sorry. One's your lot." | Computer Science Dept. | /\/ \/ | | - Basil Fawlty | sandy@garfield.cs.mun.ca | |||||||| | ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ___, ( |_ _ _ _| * <-- Map of the United States with my state, /' / '(-'(_| county, and city flags detailed. 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John Benfield =----==== 3650 Victoria Park Ave. Network Support Analyst (MIS) =----==== Suite 800 ==--===== Willowdale, Ontario attmail : ~jbenfield ======= M2H-3P7 email : uunet!attcan!john === (416) 756-5221 Compu$erve: 72137,722 ____Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines._____ Jake 'The Snake' Vanier ___ / \ | * * | | & | < \___/ > \ / ____ ? \ \__/ __ \___/ \_______/ \___/ ************************************************************************ * If you wish to write, my address is: * * JAV100 @ PSUVM.CS.PSU.EDU or vanier @ endor.cs.psu.edu * *======================================================================* * Statistics is the art of misleading the knowledgeable * ************************************************************************ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \ _________________________ \ \ / ! ! / This is my .signature. / \ ! 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"-. \ / | | \.._ _../ | | / \ \ \ \."-.__________.-"./ / / ----Froggy says, \ / \ \ "--.________.--" / / "I'm not a VM weenie!" / \ ___\ \_ _/ /___ \ / ./ ))))) ((((( \. / \ \ / \ / \ \_ _/ / / \ \ \____/""-.____.-""\____/ / \ / \ \ / / / \ \. .| |. ./ \ / ." / | \ / | \ ". / \ ." / | \ / | \ ". \ / /.-./.--.|.--.\ /.--.|.--.\.-.| / \ \ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ +^o^+^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-+-o-+ | | Murray Chapman muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au | | | o | | o | | | University of Queensland "I'd rather have a bottle in front | | | o | St Lucia, Queenland of me than a frontal lobotomy" | o | | | AUSTRALIA - W. C. Fields | | | o | | o | +^-^+^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-------------+---+ \__ | o | Hate that! -----> +^-^-^-^-^-^-^- Anyway the wind blows ... //\ /\\ / || * \ . . / * || . _ _ _/ _ _ _ \\____\X/____// / /_/ / / /_/ /-/ / / / * /O\ * \ ._/ \__/ " \__/ jondarr@macadam.mqcs.mq.oz.au (137.111.160.6) jondarr@macadam.mpce.mq.edu.au |=============================================================================| | | | _ _ ____ _ _ | | |\\\ /||| || \\ //\\ //\\ |\\ /|| || \\ | || || || ||| \\ | | | \\/ ||| ||_// << << >> | \/ || ||_// | || || ||- |||_// | | | ||| || \\ o \\// \\// | || || \_|| || ||_ ||| \\ | | | ||| ||| \ | | | \ | | | | Stan Perrine | | RCBI41@muvms3.wvnet.edu (Internet) | | RCBI41@muvms3 (Bitnet) | ==============================================================================| ================================================================== | Sarn Wongtangswad | I came. ~ ~ swongta@csserv1.ic.sunysb.edu | I saw. (Q Q) | I left. -- O --- -------------------------------------------------------UUU--UUU- ============================================================================== -- ______ / \ Marc G. Boffardi | o o | BOFFARDI@acsu.buffalo.edu -------------------------OOO-----+--/ \--+-----OOO-------------------------- ============================================================================== "Yeh, Buddy.. | lcunning@nmsu.edu (Larry Cunningham) | _~~_ I've got your COMPUTER! | % Physical Science Laboratory | (O)(-) Right HERE!!" | New Mexico State University | /..\ (computer THIS!) | Las Cruces, New Mexico, USA 88003 | <> -------------------------------------------------------------------------- =============================================================================== From: mack@devnull.mpd.tandem.com (Gregg Mack) Here is my .signature! ############################################################################### ___ ___ _______ __ __ _ _____ _______ __ __ / // //| |__ __| / \ | \ | || __ \ | _____|| \ / | / // // | | | / /\ \ | \ | || | \ \ | |___ | \/ | / // / | | | | / /__\ \ | |\ \| || | | || ___| | |\ /| | /__//__//|| | | | / ______ \ | | \ || |__/ / | |_____ | | \/ | | / || / |_|/_/ \_\|_| \__||_____/ |_______||_| |_| | ||/ | | C O M P U T E R S | / |/ mack@devnull.mpd.tandem.com __o __o __o __o __o _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." ############################################################################### --------------------------------------------------------------------- _______ ______ _____ ___ /_____ /| /____ /| /____/ \ /_ /| Krishna Nayak / ____|/ | ___|/ | __ \ /| | | | Supercomputer Computations | (__ / \ | | | | |__) |/ | | | Research Institute \___ \ /| | | |__ | __ _/\ | | | 422 Science Center Library /___) |/ | |___ /| | | \ \ \ | | | Florida State University B-186 |_____/ \_____|/ |_|/ \_\/ |_|/ Tallahassee, Florida, 32306 nayak@vsserv.SCRI.fsu.edu | Computational Physicist Phone: (904) 644-8531 | and Fax: (904) 644-0098 | all around nice guy --------------------------------------------------------------------- finger -- n. 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(not responsible for bodily harm resulting from following above advice) ============================================================================== From: mack@devnull.mpd.tandem.com (Gregg Mack) Sam, Here are some signatures that I have collected over the last few months! ======================================================================= "if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" -- edmund wilson ======================================================================= _____ |-- |-.-| ---------------------------------------------------------------| | __\-/__ J. Wayne Hall |"I've seen all good people | | | | | | Quality Management Solutions | turn their heads each day | | \|_|/ cs.utexas.edu!cactus.org!whall | so satisfied I'm on my | | | | USENET:whall@cactus.org | way" YES | |-- _|||_ ---------------------------------------------------------------| +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | DISCLAIMER | +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Who cares what I think? I don't take MYSELF seriously, why should you? | +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Greg Goebel NET: gvg@hpislx | | Hewlett-Packard HP DESK: gvg(hpislx) / HP0900 / UX | | MSO Marketing PHONE: Telnet/303 679-3424 | | POB 301 / MS-CU312 / Loveland CO 80539 FAX: Telnet/303 679-5957 | +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ___________________________________________________________________ | | When all else fails, let a = 7. If that doesn't | | """"""" | help, then read the manual | | |_/ \_| |___________________________________________________| | (|[O O]|) |whatiwantisapropercupofcoffeemadeinapropercoppercof| | | \ | |feepotimaybeoffmydotbutiwantacupofcoffeeinaproperco| | ( `' ) |ffeepottincoffeepotsandironcoffeepotstheyrenousetom| | \ O / |eificanthaveapropercupofcoffeefromapropercoppercoff| | \_/ |eepotillhaveacupoftea! | | Sa'ndor | alex@cs.adelaide.edu.au | |_______________|___________________________________________________| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | "Johnson" | Disclaimer: If Motorola agreed with everything I said | | johnson@mot.com | and did, they'd pay me better. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *********************************************************************** * Philip C. Cox | L.L.N.L. * * E-Mail: pcc@s1.gov | P.O. Box 808 L-270 * * VOICE: (415) 423-8316 | Livermore, CA 94550 * *=====================================================================* * Quote of the week : * * * * "Diamonds are chunks of coal that stuck to their job." * * - Mary Jess * *********************************************************************** ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bruce H. McIntosh __ __ bhm@cis.ufl.edu __o /n g\ /n \ \<, /u a\ /i R\ ____11th Horse Farm Hundred - 10/27/91!_____()/ ()____/D r\_/v d\__/ "Worthy is the Lamb, who was slain, to receive power and wealth and wisdom and strength and glory and praise!" - Rev 5:12 *** eight (bits) is enough - long live cp/m (cavemen programming/micros!) *** ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ Quote: " You know the day destroys the night, Night divides the day, Try to run, try to hide, Break on through to the other side! " --The Doors +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ Allen Louie -and sometimes- MANTIS al6702@albnyvms.bitnet al6702@csc.albany.edu -Rollerblader and Mountain Biker Extraordinaire (?) (road-weenie too :) +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ______ __________________ /__/__/\/__/_____/_____/__/\ \ \ \ \ \ ___\ __ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \ \__ \ \_\ \ \ \ _\ \ __ \ _\ \ /_ \ \ /__\ \ \ \ \ \___\ __ \ \ \ \______\__\/\__\_____\_\/\_\__\/ I have "Bungee Fever" and there is only one cure.... BOING.... jheris@work2.EBay.Sun.COM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _____________________________________________________________________________ | __ / aka Maurice Beyke \ Disclaimer: Any opinions | | / _) __ * __ / b11!batman!mab \ expressed are totally | | /-( / ) /--\ / ( / beykema@infonode.ingr.com \ ludicrous, & should | |/___)(__/ / / __)/ Pottsylvanian Secret Police \ be simply ignored. | |____________________/_______________________________\______________________| ========================================================================= o Scott A Evans o _ /-_ (saevans@icaen.uiowa.edu) _-\ _ (_)>(_) Grad student for life (_)<(_) ========================================================================= _________________________________________________________________________ Tamara Martin -- ~\~\|/~/~ -=*=--=*=--=*=--=*=--=*=--=*=--=*=- ~\~\|/~/~ o o o o (___) Tamara Martin (___) U Tam@stat.tamu.edu U ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mark Nowak :-) /\_/\ | "The best defense is a strong Chicago, IL / o o \ | offense, and I intend to start (SWM, 24, 5'11" seeking SF) \ >"< / | offending right now." INTERNET: markn@mot.com ===== | -- Capt. James T. Kirk ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Steczkowski stecz@hotwheel.dell.com Dell Computer Corp., 9505 Arboretum Blvd., Austin, Texas, 78759 - "It is better to go into a corner slow and come out fast, - - than to go into a corner fast and come out dead." Stirling Moss - -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Lindsey Durway, a guy. durway@rtp.dg.com or ..!mcnc!rti!dg-rtp!durway "When the tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a bottle full of water on a noodle-eating poodle, it's a tweedle beetle noodle poodle water bottle paddle battle." -- Fox in Sox, Dr. Seuss -- Please contact Brian Bloom at 338-4755 or e-mail to brianb@natinst.com __ ____ __ ____ __ __ (__==__) /\ \ / \_\ / /\ / \ \ / |\ / /\ (oo) ( moo.) / \_\ / /\ |_| / / /| /\ \ \ / ||/ / / /-------\/ -' / /\ | |\ \/ /_/_ / / / \ \/ \ \ / |/ / / / | U.T.|| / \/ |_| \ __ \_\ /_/ / \ /\ \_\ / /| / / * ||----|| / /\ ./_/ \ \ \/_/_\_\/ \ \ \/_// / | / / ^^ ^^ \ \/ |_| \ \_\ /_/\ \ \_\ /_/ /|_/ / Br!an Bloom \__/_/ \/_/ \_\/ \/_/ \_\/ \_\/ brianb@natinst.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sidenote: I wrote Br!an a while ago, and he said he'd compose a .sig for anyone for $5.00. Good deal! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Yeh, Buddy.. | lcunning@nmsu.edu (Larry Cunningham) | _~~_ I've got your COMPUTER! | % Physical Science Laboratory | (O)(-) Right HERE!!" | New Mexico State University | /..\ (computer THIS!) | Las Cruces, New Mexico, USA 88003 | <> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Opinions expressed here are CORRECT, mine, and not PSLs or NMSUs.. Do NOT use the term FAT around me. I'm not FAT! I'm gravitationally challenged. =============================================================================== -- ============================================================================== --Sam. ss1@kepler.unh.edu Preview of coming attractions: ___________________________________ A brand new .sig! | W A S T E D S P A C E | Coming to a newsgroup near |___________________________________| YOU!