Article 77193 of rec.humor: Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!ames!olivea!uunet!nic.unh.edu!kepler.unh.edu!ss1 From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Newsgroups: rec.humor Subject: Original Enormous Sig File, Part 4/4 Message-ID: <1992Sep11.005145.15658@newshost.unh.edu> Date: 11 Sep 92 00:51:45 GMT References: <1992Sep11.004926.15432@newshost.unh.edu> Sender: news@newshost.unh.edu (USENET News System) Organization: Turkey Hall Lines: 910 The Original Enormous List of Signatures (Part 4/4) ============================================================================== ============================================================================== = Jason Pritchell. # Email :- C9037499@wombat.newcastle.edu.au = = University of Newcastle # :- C9037499@cc.newcastle.edu.au = = Australia. # = ============================================================================== = >open door - It's locked = = >unlock door - Unlock door with what? = = >unlock door with key - Unlock door with which key? = = >unlock door with gold key - You must put the key in the lock first! = = >put key into lock - which key? = = >ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH! - I don't understand!. = ============================================================================== =Malcolm Austin============================================================= maus@fid.morgan.com | "Art off. OK, I want channels 18, 24, 63, 109, 87, #include | and the weather channel." -----------------------| __ _ , / ) / _/_ / ' ) / Christopher Y. Emura / /_ __ o _ / _____ /_ _ __ / / E-Mail: (__/ / /_/ (_<_/_)_<__(_) /_)_/ /_*<^ Crimson Rom Productions (c)MCMXCI <>< Pr 26:19 _)__ ^>*<^ Consolations, Consultations, Conflagrations |__--\ jm0h@ns.cc.lehigh.edu, jmoon@lehi3b15.csee.lehigh.edu _______|___\ ___________-------/_______/ ../ |-o-| __________---------.. . .. ../____________/. /| ///\\ |-o-| ===____________====================================\| -o-o- ------------___/~~~~~\_______________\ ( o ) <-o-> "Is this the place for an argument ? I told you once." / \ Pamela Reid psreid@cc.utah.edu No .sig No smiley- don't know how to do either. ============================================================================== 73 es 88 de SM7TLS f90angu@fy.chalmers.se Andreas Gunnarsson Why can't I come up with something cool to write in my .signature? -- / / __ / | / / / ____/ _ | __ / ___ ___/ / / / / | / / ___/ / | / / / / / / / / | / -- / / ___ | __ / on IRC ______/__/______/__/ __/__/ __/______/__/ __| __/ __/ __/ 1990-1991 -- "Right after I graduate, I'm gonna sit | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu in a tree, cut the soles off my shoes, | [Not a UCSD employee] and learn to play the flute!" | ------------------------------------------------------------------------ |Robert Rossney | My employers have no idea what the net is. | | | They don't even know it exists. | |rbr@well.sf.ca.us | That's the way I like it. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Experience is a wonderful | George F. DeLaMater | If don't teacher, but fools will |-------------------------| it TOUCH learn from no other. | biscuit@engin.umich.edu | GLOWS it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: I am typing under the influence of sugar and caffeine, and cannot be held responsible for the contents of this posting. --Kathy Li aka the Rev. Mom -- kathy@fps.com | BEAST: I want to do something for her. But what? ucsd.edu!celit!kathy | COGSWORTH: Well, there's the usual things: flowers; ---------------------+ chocolates; promises you don't intend to keep... --BEAUTY AND THE BEAST -- Internet: aln@nelson.questar.mn.org UUCP: {backbone}!tcnet!questar!nelson!aln Subliminal: Send me money. You are feeling very generous. Send me money. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Debbie Chachra | If you have not done | These things, you should. | These things are fun, | And fun is good. | -Dr. Seuss | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing I say can be taken down and used in evidence against me That goes for my dog too Later Desperados ---------- Chopper 91 hs0sagg@uk.ac.bath.gdt __________________________________________________________________________ Cybapunk@Tornado.Gen.NZ / / THIS SPACE Cybapunk@Sideways.Gen.NZ \ \ F O R [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] / / R E N T Phil Ross, 11 Birch Grove, \ \ "Phil's the name; wasting bandwidth Pinehaven, Upper Hutt! / / is my game!" _______________________________\_\________________________________________ ******************************************************************************* * "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one; * * I hope some day you'll join us and the world will be as one" (J Lennon) * ******************************************************************************* * e-mail lw90sdk@cct.brunel.ac.uk packet radio G0LRI@GB7DGK * ******************************************************************************* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I just held my hand up to this buzz-saw and lost one of my fingers! What do you make of that?.......Damn it! There goes another!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | "Johnson" | Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not | | johnson@mot.com | out to get you. | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Disclaimer: According to my latest profit-sharing report, I speak for | | a little less than 0.00001% of Motorola. | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ *-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-* | D. M. Dalman ! You realize, of course, | | Sr. Software Psychologist ! that this means war ! | | b24a!dianne!dianne ! | | 730-VH1-0 ! - Bugs Bunny - | *-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-* You can name your salary here. I call mine Fred. - Ziggy - //// Boerge Berg-Olsen // Email : borgeb@stud.cs.uit.no / /// IMR // Pardon me if I rock back and forth // // Universety of Tromsoe // and make strange moaning noises. /// / N-9000 Tromsoe, Norway // Phone : +47 083 39224 //// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Joe Savage AWD IBM Austin My opinions are my own and not of IBM -- I just work here "Their superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons" REPLY: @cs.utexas.edu:ibmchs!auschs!shiner.austin.ibm.com!josephs ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ' . ' ' ' .'.'.'..''.'.'..''..'.'.'.''..'.'...''...''' ' . ' ' . ' . '..'.'jb krygier penn state encampment of geography . ' ' . . ' ' .'.. 'jbk5@psuvm.psu.edu blaise@.essc.psu.edu .'. ' ' ' ' ' '..'..'...'.''...'.'.'.'...'.'.'''.'.''.'.'.' . . ' . 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Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. * ____ __ /__ /__) / ade to /___) lack ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: Robert Hartill, Dept Of Computing Mathematics, UWCC, Cardiff, UK. :: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Drama is life with all the dull bits cut out. -Alfred Hitchcock. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Fake sig follows. Damn XBBS software doesn't let you add a real one) -- Paul Tomblin, usually pt@geovision.gvc.com, but our news feed is dead. "Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read." - From Joshua Heller, in rec.humor.funny -- Rick __ + EMAIL: charlet@hubcap.clemson.edu + MURPHY'S LAW OF DATING: + /aylor | WISH : A parking space at C.U. | "Every girl already has a | +-----------+--------------------------------+ | boyfriend..." | I pay tuition! 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Woodhead, Biar Games / AnimEigo, Incs. trebor@foretune.co.jp | | ``If you want to stab someone in the back, Bernard, you must first get | | behind them!'' -- Sir Humphrey Appleby on the mechanics of politics. | Life... /// ____ \\\ The problem is, or rather one of the problems, for | |/ / \ \| | there are many, a sizable number of which are gberigan \\_|\____/|_// continually clogging up the civil, commercial, and @cse.unl.edu \_\\\/ criminal courts in all areas of the Galaxy, and @unlinfo.unl.edu `-' especially, the more corrupt ones, this: Change. ______________________________________________________________________________ ***** * * from the e-net desk of: Rick Colombo DCD/DSG * * * * * * Fermi Nat'l Acc'l Lab 708-840-8225 Fermilab * * * *** * * * P.O. Box 500 Feynman Computer Ctr. ***** * * * * Batavia, Il. USA 60510 colombo@fnal.fnal.gov * * ***** * Sure to get flamed if I didn't cross my all i's and dot all my t's. "Go- go- Gadget- SIGNATURE!" Peter da Silva. Taronga Park BBS. +1 713 568 0480|1032 2400/n/8/1. `-_-' "Have you hugged your wolf today?" 'U` _______________________________________________________________________________ This space intentionally left what would otherwise be blank were this not here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ \ When the mind is made up, | tip@kepler.unh.edu / / it won't be confused by | T_PANAGOS@unhh.unh.edu \ \ the facts. | Univ. o' NH -(div phi | pi)/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really overwhelming majority of the crowd present. Abusive and obscene language may not be used by contestants when addressing members of the judging panel, or, conversely, by members of the judging panel when addressing contestants /unknown@ucscb.ucsc.edu Apple IIGS Forever! 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One to screw it in and one to observe that the lightbulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of uncircumscribed occidental abstraction reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.... Well, I don't understand it either ?! Chris Heath. EMAIL ==> csh@newt.phys.unsw.OZ.AU ________________________________________________________________________ *(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*( * * * From........Daniel Jenkins * * * * Shock and Detonation Physics Group * * U.C.W. Aberystwyth * * * * Phone 0970 622808 or via internal lines:- 2808 * * If I am not in the department phone me in Frongoch on 0970 624925 * * * *(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*(_)*( Regards, ___o``\________________________________________________ ___ __ _ _ Peter Lim. 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X ... yawei@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu ------------------------------ Brendan@MICRO.UCT.AC.ZA _______ ============================== / \_ [ \__ /==========\ \__ _/ / \ \ / \o/ [ / Y My paraglider is flame-proof [ ] [] /^\ I'ld rather be paragliding --> [_/ /~~\ | | Shad@cov.ac.cck.uk All E-mail gladly, greedily \__ |__ | recieved. Offensive reply asap. Call now! \ | \ /~\ /~\| \__/ | | \_/\ \_/\ "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so." Ford Prefect ____ \ / ____ \ / / / / / / / / / / / / _____ \ / / / / / / / ____ / Dibyendu Nandy (DIBY) / / / / / / nandy@evax0.eng.fsu.edu ________/ _/ ________/ ______/ diby@venus.eng.fsu.edu +----------------------+-------------------------------+ | /^\ < | |\/| | awc@mvaxcs1.cse.nau.edu | | /---\ > | | | | awc@mvaxcs2.cse.nau.edu | |======================| chowdhry@nauvax.ucc.nau.edu | +----------------------+-------------------------------+ When better women are made, computer programmers will make them. -Brian Soriano ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "To me, the inside is more important than the outside, though everybody around here [asks], 'What's he gonna look like? What's he gonna look like?' And I'm thinking,'Yeah, but how does he feel? How does he feel?'" -Supervising animator GLEN KEANE, on how he designed the Beast. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ,-----,------,--,--, / / / / / Stefan Haenssgen, Comp Sci, Uni Karlsruhe, Germany / ---/-, ,-/ / / / / / / / / haenssgen@ira.uka.de or uk0w@dkauni2.bitnet /--- / / / / / / / / / / / / / "Use the SOURCE, Luke!" (Return of the RedEye Nights) '-----' '--' '--'--' "I feel a great disturbance in the SOURCE" /|/-\/-\ The entire world |__/__/_/ is a very strange carrot |warren@ But the farmer / itex.jct.ac.il is not worried at all. ______ _ _ _ _ , / / ' ) ) ) / ' ) / _/_ _/_ / /_ _ / / / __. __/ /--/ __. / / _ ,_ / / /_----< Internet: magnus@thep.lu.se | / \===== g Bitnet: THEPMO@SELDC52 | /e- \q Sea Wasp /^\ ;;; /~~\ | | |/~\ | | "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so." Ford Prefect \__/|\__/ | \__/ | Don't bring your spiritual problems to \__/ mei172@cch.cov.ac.uk me: I've got my own to deal with...... Leicester City /\___/\ Reece Peacock Football Club _`\o o/' ___________ --~~~~--------~~_ _\_/ usenet : nrp@btcase.bt.co.uk =_ \ "THE FOXES" ~, ~~------~ __ )~~~~--_ ,__/_-_ "Brian Little's Blue & White Army" _-~ ~~--~ ==~ ~= "Brian Little's Blue & White Army" ~ ~~ ~~ There was a young man from Dwight ....... | bobwest@code3.code3.com Who traveled faster than light; ......... | Gluecklichkeit ist Recht haben! Taking a trip one day, in a relative way, | Freiheit ist Rechte haben! He arrived the previous night! .......... | ...bw ____ __ -Greg ^ ^ /|oo \ / \ | (most stolen off o o (_| / ) _ /~~~~\ | network...) _---_ == x == `@' \_ )) _|Syn-| /\ | /\ / o o \ v U / \// |_ chro| // \_^_/ \\ | \___/ | | |\_ / |tron| ////\/#\/\\\\ \_____/ u u (__|(__/ |____| // ` ' \\ ========================================================================== "You know, you could REALLY use some deodorant..." 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Copy me into your .signature to join in! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | techno@zelator.in-berlin.de ||| Please do not e-mail from outside Germany ! | | techno@lime.in-berlin.de / | \ Hardcore ST user ! ====================== | | Nothing that's real is ever for free, you just have to pay for it sometime. | | (Al Stewart) | Hi ! I'm a .signature virus. Join the fun and copy me into your .signature ! Sorry, no .signature today, the bloody things got itself lost inside Unix somewhere!!~ Joshua Buergel | Wicked men! Cease your antics, or I may be forced jbbb@andrew.cmu.edu | to assault you with the U.S. Postal system! | - The TICK -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- | Samuel Stoddard a.k.a. The Rink | I LOVE DISNEY -- and | o o | | University of New Hampshire | proud of it! | U | | "All those email addresses! Wow, I feel +---------+----------------+ \_/ | | important! But such choices...." |I'm a sig virus.+-----+ | * ss1@kepler.unh.edu * s_stoddard@unhh.unh.edu * |Copy me into your sig | | * ss1@wayne.unh.edu * s_stoddard@hilbert.unh.edu * | and join the fun! | -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- | I'nt: data@{bucs1,buhub,heartland}.bradley.edu, al632@cleveland.freenet.edu | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | F'net : 1:232/28 1:2250/9 (fname.lname@f.n.z.fidonet.org) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, but Captain, | | it makes no sense!" "But Spock, with Santa, ALL things are possible!" | | Kirk and Spock...Hallmark Greeting Cards | Maurice Jacobs, Eindhoven University of Technology, The Netherlands. Email: maurice@es.ele.tue.nl -- ============================================================================== --Sam. ss1@kepler.unh.edu Preview of coming attractions: ___________________________________ A brand new .sig! | W A S T E D S P A C E | Coming to a newsgroup near |___________________________________| YOU!