Article 77197 of rec.humor: Newsgroups: rec.humor Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!ames!haven.umd.edu!uunet!nic.unh.edu!kepler.unh.edu!ss1 From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Subject: Sig Extension #4 Message-ID: <1992Sep11.005443.15945@newshost.unh.edu> Sender: news@newshost.unh.edu (USENET News System) Organization: Turkey Hall References: <1992Sep11.004926.15432@newshost.unh.edu> Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:54:43 GMT Lines: 503 Enormous Sig File Extension #4 =================================================================== Just my two rubber ningis worth. Name: Michael Chisnall email: chisnall@cosc.canterbury.ac.nz I'm not a .signature virus and nor do I play one on tv. l~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~l l CRUSH---CompassionRespectUnderstandingSelfHonesty---CRUSH l l How could you have ever lived your life without it? l l Join Now, Apply Within. Spread the word. l l_________________________ ---me, trying to save the world, l l wcstom@ccs.carleton.ca l from itself. l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bob (.sigless) +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | +-----| +-----+ +-----| +-----+ +-----+ - - | | | | | | | ++ | ++ ++ ++ | | |---| |-----+ |--| | ++ | ++ ++ ++ | | | | ++ | | ++ | ++ +---+ | | | | ++ | | ++ | ++ | | | - - - +-----| +-----+ +-----+ - | | | | Freddyh@sofus.dhhalden.no | | | |------------------+ Freddy Hansen +----------------| | By the time | Hovsveien 83b | Without fools | | everyone agrees, | 1750 HALDEN | there would | | it is too late. | N O R W A Y . | be no wisdom. | | | Tlf 09-182763 | | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ sometimes I look out upon the night sky and feel a sense of wonder and amazement, a totally insignificant speck of nothingness under a rich deep carpet of utter depth, shimmering with points of life and am filled with a sense that the universe is an infinitely complex yet subtly simple place...and sometimes I just think it's the biggest connect-the-dots. Grendel 2/10/92 \===================================================================\||||| |\ Richard Gerberding Disclaimer: Like I even know \|||| ||\ what they think!!! \||| |||\ gerberrl@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu \|| ||||\===================================================================\| |||||\ OOO#69 - CEO of Dementia and Other Meaningless Entities \ This is a test quote, it is only a test quote. If it had been an actual quote, credit would have been given here --> _________________________ Ric J. Marshall (a 2nd year language student at Coventry Polytechnic) says - "I wish this prat would stop altering his .signature file all the time!" ____________________\|/_____________________________________________________ lah014@cck.cov.ac.uk | Ric's final word - Au revoir, Auf wiedersehen, Bye!!! Mike Rogers,Box 6,Regent Hse,##EveryoneHasTheRightToFreedomOfOpinionAndExpressio TCD,EIRE. ##nThisRightIncludesFreedomToHoldOpinionsWithoutInt ###############################erferenceAndToSeekReceiveAndImpartInformationAndI deasThroughAnyMediaAndRegardlessOfFrontiers...#10 UN Declaration of Human Rights :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: David W. Kimball :: WARNING: The surgeon general has :: :: Snark Hunting major at UNH :: determined that reading silly .sigs :: :: dwk1@kepler.unh.edu :: may be hazardous to your health. :: :::::::::::::::::::::::::> You rang? --Lurch <:::::::::::::::::::::::::: -- Paul A. Sand | I don't have time to think; -- University of New Hampshire | I have programs to write. -- pas@kepler.unh.edu | (Anonymous) The Doppelganger. "No, I don't have a clever sig." Brian VanHeesch Cognos Inc Ottawa, Ontario, Canada "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer. }|{ mauri -------------------------------------------------------------------- ms mauri collins /\\//\ Faculty Development Center Internet: collins@nevada.edu > () < UNSCS at UNLV BITnet: collins@nevada3 \/()\/ Las Vegas, NV 89154 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Gren in the land of long .sigs ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoyt J. Heaton | /\ "In wildness is the preservation slqn0@cc.usu.edu | / \ /\ of the world" Utah State University | / \/ \ --Thoreau Logan, Utah, USA |/ \ \__________________________________ grendel@gcnext.gac.peachnet.edu "Sometimes I really feel that I am all alone - and then I look around me and see that it's really so." - Gren. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ . There was a young man from Dwight ....... | bobwest@code3.code3.com . Who traveled faster than light; ......... | Gluecklichkeit ist Recht haben! . Taking a trip one day, in a relative way, | Freiheit ist Rechte haben! . He arrived the previous night! .......... | ...bw ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _-_|\ warwick@cs.uq.oz.au / And now for something ruder... / * <-- Computer Science Department,/ \_.-._/ University of Queensland, / Derma tamper noh whoa surra thetch. v Brisbane, Australia. / "The price of liberty is, always has been, and always will be blood: the person who is not willing to die for his liberty has already lost it to the first scoundrel who is willing to risk dying to violate that person's liberty. Are you free?" by Andrew Ford -- INTERNET: gtephx!forda@asuvax.eas.asu.edu -- ####### # # ###### # ## ## ## ##### # ## ## # # # # # # # ## ### ### ## # # ## # # # # ## ## # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ##### ### #### # # # ## # #### # # # #### # # # # # # # # # # # # ## # ### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ## # # # # # # # # # ## # # # ##### # # # # ## ##### # # # # # # # # ||| ||| \\\||| \\\|| \\\| \\\ Amiga only makes it possible... -- ^invisible sig. -- g l x . n u r e @ e t c p h e d e d g n . a e c t e n c g a . Ooooh... I'm dizzy... Gren. Slow down you crazy child take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while... Billy Joel ZACK esb@kepler.unh.edu ------------------------------------- University of NH E_BRIGGS@UNHH.UNH.EDU ------------------------------------- ("UNDERGROUND") +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Russell Grau reg@ctsx.celtech.com (206) 727-6379 | | Cellular Technical Services Seattle, Washington | | All opinions are mine & don't represent CTS or their opinions | +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | "God is presenting to the minds of men divinely appointed precious gems of | | truth, appropriate for our time..." Mrs. Ellen White in MS. 8a, 1888 | +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ Kermit Tensmeyer | Intergraph Corporation SomeWhere in the South (it's a Civilized place) | "It's only MY opinion" +- Bill England, wengland@stephsf.COM -----------------------------------+ | * * H -> He +24MeV | | * * * ... Oooo, we're having so much fun making itty bitty suns * | |__ * * ___________________________________________________________________| -- + Rick __ + EMAIL:charlet@hubcap.clemson.edu + // Amigas do it all... + | /aylor | Writing .sigs is easy, try Ch E! | \X/ at the same time! | +-------------+----------------------------------+---------------------------+ +MURPHY'S LAW OF DATING II: "If you like her, she lives in a different state"+ ______________________________________________________________________ / Portland, Oregon USA \ | WALTER T. MORALES 45 31 25 N 122 40 30 W | | internet: walter@rain.com Pop. 366383 | | | | . ' ' The ETERNAL- PORTLAND METROPOLITAN AREA FORECAST: | | . ' ' . ' . | | ' ___.___ . ' "REST OF THE NIGHT...MOSTLY CLOUDY. CHANCE OF | | . (\/\/\/\) SHOWERS. LOW NEAR 40. SUNDAY...CHANCE OF SHOWERS. | | ' I ' ' ' INCREASING CHANCE OF RAIN. MONDAY...RAIN AT TIMES | | L ' ' EARLY...CHANGING TO SHOWERS IN THE AFTERNOON!" | \______________________________________________________________________/ .-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-. / JSL@KEPLER.UNH.EDU | I've nearly concluded that life is too cruel, \ \ | With futures depending on grades in school. / / |-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_\ \ J_LAVENE@UNHH.UNH.EDU | I'd rather die trying, than die not having tried / '-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-' #include John S. Hobbs | The opinions expressed are not necessarily those MSD | of my employer, or, for that matter, any other Hewlett-Packard | fellow human beings or other worldly inhabitants. Loveland, Colorado | They just spew forth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ === Mister Systems === | David L Paktor | Paktor@cup.Portal.com | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs. -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Purpose is what we're striving for, We must have purpose, We musn't be purposeless, We must not exhibit purposelessness, We must be purposelessnessless. -Rowan Atkinson 'Live in Belfast' Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland E-MAIL : rgfuller@unix2.tcd.ie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A A apple!fico!ala | A mind once stretched by a new idea never D S uunet!jandel!fico!ala | regains its original dimension. R H | -Oliver Wendell Holmes Y L Fair, Isaac Companies +--------------------------------------------- E E 120 N. Redwood Blvd | My opinions are my own (including the N Y San Rafael, CA 94903 | typos), and do not reflect those of FICO. N | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _______________________________________________________________________________ \ "I wish I knew why I do what I do" / \ grendel@gcnext.gca.peachnet.edu / \ "I _think_ I know why you do / \ you will send mail if you know / \ the things you do when / AH! \ what is good for you!!!! / \____you_do_them..."_____/______HA!______\____(send_cash)_________/ I realized my heart had abducted my mind and they were last seen headed south... Melissa Etheridge -- Paul A. Sand | This is no social crisis, -- University of New Hampshire | just another tricky day for you. -- pas@kepler.unh.edu | (P. Townshend) ========================================================================= Tom Tanida, tanida@esosun.css.gov Note: "This limited-edition message will be available for a short time only, never again to be re-released in its original form." /~~~~~\ /\ /| / "To know,that is your all, / / / \ / | / that is your life" /~~~~~~~~ /~~~~~~~~\ / | / D.H. LAWRENCE / / \ / |/ mei174@cck.cov.ac.uk | storm@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca McGill University C program run. Run | | Marc Wandschneider Montreal, CANADA Program run! PLEASE!| | On Amiga Users: "most of them are pretty rude." -John.C.Dvorak | |"They destroyed our economy, and wrecked our phone system!"-Death Race 2000 | ---Alfvaen(and no, I'm not a kinetica plasma ion wave!) Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced." To light a shadow is to cast a candle. "You can't land in Texas; there's no breathable air." My parents had me when I was really young. In a solemn ceremony, they giggled viciously. -------------------------------------------------------------- Another waste-of-time-and-space article by that bald dude from Holland -------------------------------------------------------------- /===========================================================================\ |John (Francis) Stracke |My opinions are my own. | |Natl. Science Center Foundation|===========================================| |Augusta, GA | You buttered your bread, now lie | |francis@dogwood.atl.ga.us | in it. | \===========================================================================/ _______________________________________________________________________________ \ "I wish I knew why I do what I do" / \ grendel@gcnext.gca.peachnet.edu / \ "I _think_ I know why you do / \ you will send mail if you know / \ the things you do when / AH! \ what is good for you!!!! / \____you_do_them..."_____/______HA!______\____(send_cash)_________/ No tangled emotions, dragging us down And the texture of your voice, the sweetest sound... Julia Fordham .< Z-zone >. .-< approach >-. in Oo. Peoria .oO :r .gren.sig.virus.eatme.alive.think.u Rebecca Radnor \\ I know everything, Northwestern University \\ I know nothing, Anthropology Department \\ I used to put sticks under the back porch \\ and wait for them to petrify. My Head's Filled With, /~~~~~~~/_____ /\ _____ __ __ X Dean "Flash" Fashbaugh ~~/ /~~ / _ / / \ \ __\ \ \__\ \ X Pyramid Technology Corp. / / / _/ / /\ \ \___ \ \ ___ \ X 3850 N. First St. / / / /\ \ / ____ \ __\ \ \ \ \ \ X San Jose, CA 95134 /_/ /_/ \_\/_/ \_\ \____\ \_\ \_\ X (408) 428-8201 Nick -- A very intelligent turtle Found UNIX programming a hurdle. The system, you see, Ran as slow as did he, And that's not saying much for the turtle. -- Mark --------------------------- PS! Read between the lines. --------------------------- >Dont blame me, it's always the guy next door ........... -- ## Ed J. Hutchison (ejh2p@faraday.clas.virginia.edu)| Archer-Photographer ## ## (.signature vaccine: copy me into your .sig) | extraordinaire. ## ## (and wipe out those damn viruses) | no more .sig viruses## -- (My .sig can't come out today. It has a virus.) ********************************Roger Cook************************************* roger@vaxb.acs.unt.edu OR roger@untvax.BITNET (UGH!) OR NTVAXA::ROGER The opinions stated herein are my own to my knowledge. If, however, you happen to agree with me, they can be yours too, after paying the requisite fees to me. Please contact me at one of the above addresses if you need to. {}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{} "Two things teach man about his whole {} Christopher S. Suley {} nature: instinct and experience." {} csuley@cs.cornell.edu {} "Two excesses: to exclude reason, {}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{} and to admit nothing but reason." Blaise Pascal | \ / "The horror..... tip@kepler.unh.edu - ;-) - the horror." include# / \ - Joseph Conrad U. o' NH (div phi || pi) | Live long and prosper, BRING A TOWEL Remember............. -Hitchhiker's guide to Watch out for Klingons the galaxy. * ___ * * * * [ ] * * Nagi Neto Dabboussi /\~~~~~~~~~/|\ uunet!iphase!nagi /--/ \ / | \ * * (214)-919-9261 * \ / \ /--| \ * Interphase Corporation * / \ / /--\ \ * <-------->x< <-----> > * * \ / \ \--/ / //-v-\\ * * / \ / \--| / _____---=======---_____ * \--\ / \ | / * ====____\ /.. ..\ /____==== \/_________\|/ * // ---\__O__/--- \\ * [___] * * \_\ * /_/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ __ Live from Capitaland, heart of the Empire State... ___/ | Jim Kasprzak, computer operator @ RPI, Troy, NY, USA /____ *| Disclaimer: RPI pays me to work, not to think. \_| "A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission" -Rush ==== e-mail: kasprj@rpi.edu or kasprzak@mts.rpi.edu _/~~~~~~~\_/~\__/~\_/~~~~~\__/~~~~~~\_/~\_____/~\_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ ____/~\___/~\__/~\_/~\__/~\_/~\__/~\___/~\_/~\___/ (your add here) / ___/~\___/~~~~~~\_/~~~~~\__/~~~~~~\___/~\/~\____/ / __/~\___/~\__/~\_/~\___/~\/~\__/~\_/~\____/~\__/_____thrax@iastate.edu_____/ Kevin J. Podsiadlik | "I've often thought the process of aging could be Net.Wise-Guy.At-Large | slowed down if it had to go through Congress." "Reasonable Rates" | E-mail: hampton@ais.org | -- President Bush, 1/28/92 ----Ralf Muhlberger----(ralf@rose.cs.uq.oz.au)----University of Queensland---- I wonder if other people can hear voices in their head. I certainly can. I can hear one now. It's saying: "I wonder if other people can hear voices ... " -- "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim" - Edsger W. Dijkstra Roger Gonzalez - rg@msel.unh.edu Division of Bit Banging and Reluctant Robotics UNH Marine Systems Engineering Laboratory, Durham, NH 03824-3525 (603) 862-4600 -4399 (fax) || BUNGEE SIDEWAYS! o ))) || /-- /// |P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ \\\ __ -_ || stirling@ozrout.uucp ((( (_)T(_) ______ _ _ /\ / __ /__________ _____ M. Otto //// /__\ / / / //_ __ __// _ / otto@vaxb.acs.unt.edu _ _ //// // \\ / /_/ / / / / / / // / A virtual prisoner of the VAX \\\X/// / \ / \ /_____/ /_/ /_/ /____/ at The University of North Texas \XXX/ / ~ ~ \ Denton, USA ~~~~~~~~~~ *** Matt Korth *** dragon@camelot.bradley.edu *** dragon@buhub.bradley.edu *** "Ce'Nedra did not *want* to send Garion away and never see him again. The very thought of doing so made her lip tremble. So, quite obviously, what she felt was not--could not--be love. She felt much better once she had worked that out. The possibility had been worrying her, but now that logic had proved beyond all doubt she was safe, she was able to relax. It was a great comfort to have logic on her side." --_Castle_of_Wizardry_ -- ============================================================================== --Sam. ss1@kepler.unh.edu Preview of coming attractions: ___________________________________ A brand new .sig! | W A S T E D S P A C E | Coming to a newsgroup near |___________________________________| YOU!