Article 77199 of rec.humor: Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!ames!olivea!uunet!nic.unh.edu!kepler.unh.edu!ss1 From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Newsgroups: rec.humor Subject: Sig Extension #6 Message-ID: <1992Sep11.005548.16085@newshost.unh.edu> Date: 11 Sep 92 00:55:48 GMT References: <1992Sep11.004926.15432@newshost.unh.edu> Sender: news@newshost.unh.edu (USENET News System) Organization: Turkey Hall Lines: 382 The Enormous Sig Extension File #6 ============================================================================= Charles F. Teague II Net:cteague@cs.umb.edu Real:33 Sidney Ave, Lynn MA 01902 +------------------------------------+-----------------------+----------------+ | Computers are so powerful because | "Don't do what I SAY, | 'lush' CS 1993 | | they do whatever you tell them to. | do what I mean!!!!" | TKE-zm sn 603 | +------------------------------------+-----------------------+----------------+ Hi! I'm a replicating .sig virus! Join in the fun and copy me into yours! ==================================================================== Y I T B, |Quoc Bui |Golf? No | "For real wealth /-------\-------\ |University of |sir, prefer| and real power | | | |British Columbia,|prison flog| in Canada, in- | |-------/ |Vancouver, B. C. |___________| herit it, marry | | \ |-----------------------------| it or forget | \ | ||Quoc_Bui@mindlink.bc.ca | it." \______\/________/ |Bui@unixg.ubc.bc | -Walter Stewart ==========\========================================================= Steven C. Salaris We're...a lot more dangerous than 2 Live Crew salaris@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu and their stupid use of foul language because we have ideas. We have a philosophy. Geoff Tate -- Queensryche Chuq "IMHO" Von Rospach, Enterprise Products Support chuq@apple.com | GEnie:CHUQ & MAC.BIGOT | ALink:CHUQ Book Reviewer, Amazing Stories =+= Member, SFWA Editor, OtherRealms =+= #include We've done $50 million of R&D on the Apple Human Interface. We've discovered, among other things, two pertinent facts: 1) Test subjects consistently report that keyboarding is faster than mousing. 2) the stopwatch consistently reports that mousing is faster than keyboarding. -- Tog on Interface You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wonderous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead -- your next stop: the Twilight Zone! You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension if sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone. There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition. And it lies between the pit of Man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination -- it is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone". \ \ /*) /*) (*/ _____________________________________________________________ (*/ Y_/ Burning the candle at both ends.... \_Y \_____________________________________________________________/ Charles F. Teague II Real:33 Sidney Ave, Lynn MA 01902 Net:cteague@cs.umb.edu +------------------------------------+-----------------------+----------------+ | Computers are so powerful because | "Don't do what I SAY, | 'lush' CS 1992 | | they do whatever you tell them to. | do what I mean!!!!" | TKE-zm sn 603 | +------------------------------------+-----------------------+----------------+ +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | "Johnson" | " " | | johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com | -- Marcel Marceau | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Disclaimer: It's just my Tourette's Syndrome acting up again. | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ____________ ,-/___________/-----, Marc Hart ,--| |-----; Future CEO of the ACME Corporation |__| A C M E |____/ iaexp000@blurt.oswego.edu |__________|/ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ,---|__|/----, "I'm different from other people, /____________/| pain hurts me." - Daffy Duck |___________|/ When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing. /// "Well, this isn't a COMIC BOOK, you know!" \\\ =======/// Yoshi, Appleseed Book 2 \\\============ ======/// Want any Manga work done? 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