Article 77200 of rec.humor: Newsgroups: rec.humor Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!ames!haven.umd.edu!uunet!nic.unh.edu!kepler.unh.edu!ss1 From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Subject: Sig Extension #8 Message-ID: <1992Sep11.005659.16225@newshost.unh.edu> Sender: news@newshost.unh.edu (USENET News System) Organization: Turkey Hall References: <1992Sep11.004926.15432@newshost.unh.edu> Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:56:59 GMT Lines: 287 ================================================================================ The Enormous Signature File Extension #8 ================================================================================ -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |\ \ \ \ | \ Dennis R. Hubach \ drh6329@zeus.tamu.edu \ drh6329@tamzeus \ ` \ \ \ \ ` --------------------------------------------------------------------------- disclaimer: I said WHAT? I don't have anything clever to say--I'm a philosopher. (Using the account of my long-suffering, non-television watching husband) Arturo Perez ComputerVision, a division of Prime aperez@cvbnet.prime.com Too much information, like a bullet through my brain -- The Police "It's so dark I can't see my hand in front of my face." "That's because you're holding it in front of my face, Penfold." Chuck Jordan | jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu "You don't necessarily have to be swallowed up by a black hole..." "But it helps!" -- Mystery Science Theater 3000 David M. Tate |"The man who hath no music in himself dtate@unix.cis.pitt.edu | Nor is not moved by concord of sweet sound A poem should be dumb, / As old | Is fit for treason, stratagems, and spoils medallions to the thumb.-MacLeish | Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice", A.V ,-~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,_*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._ Doug Held (you can call me *du* for short) dheld@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu "Plus de femmes, n'est-ce pas? Vivons sans elles!" -- Gustave Flaubert Chuck Carroll cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Vous bumme, il y a un poisson dans votre bibliotheque. (You bum, there is a fish in your library.)" -- Dave Barry ---Jan Yarnot, net.grandma.--- How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? CSUS depends on my every word. Only one, but it takes 9 years. \ // // \ // T E C H N O L O G I E S Kevin Dowd, dowd@wisper.com \ //\ // ` (( // ) ((/ //'' Wethersfield, Connecticut \// \// // )) // ((/ // USA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Internet : jdeitch@umiami.miami.edu | Go Braves !! | "I hate it when I can't ---------------------------------------------------| trust my own technology !" "Thrills! Chills! Magic! Prizes!" -- Hurricane | -- Geordi LaForge Gene Roddenberry, Isaac Asimov, Jim Henson, Dr Seuss, Mel Blanc ... Sigh ... 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Throw! Throoooooww!! Throw throw throw throw throw!" ____/| Bil the Cat says, "Vote Dave Barry| Eddie@uncvx1.bitnet alias \ o.O| for President!" Actually, he says,| Eddie@uncvx1.oit.unc.edu =(_)= "ACK, THPHTH!" but we're sure that| "I've changed my mind, Hobbes. 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Ken Arromdee (UUCP: ....!jhunix!arromdee; BITNET: arromdee@jhuvm; INTERNET: arromdee@jyusenkyou.cs.jhu.edu) _ QuestionMark _ "I don't want the ((((((((((((((((?)))))))))))))))) ( ) >>>> ( ) world, I just want Internet: cs132093@cs.brown.edu ( (/OO\) ( your half." Bitnet: st102207@BROWNVM o \__/ o --They Might Internet: Mark_Prince@brown.edu Be Giants ((((((((((((((((?)))))))))))))))) | 'If you strike me down, I will become | 'If you destroy this temple, I will | | more powerful than you can POSSIBLY | rebuild it in three days.' | | imagine!' - Ben Kenobi, _Star_Wars_ | - Jesus Christ, _The_New_Testament_| "Do or do not, there is no try" Yoda ______________________________________________ __ /\ / | / | / | / | \ | (__>|-onathan \_/|_ltfeld__ / | / / (_/ {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} {} Jonathan David Altfeld {} {} altfeld@daffy.csee.usf.edu {} {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} ...Or else. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- n"n n""n "n n""n" "n"n n" # # # # # # # #nnn" #nn" # # #n" "If I only had a brain..." n"# "n n"# " # # # -Scarecrow in Wizard of Oz # # # # # # # "n" "nn" n" "nn"n n" "" "n ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + I don't have a Star Wars .sig yet. I'm so ashamed :( + .......// Sam Stoddard a.k.a. The Rink // "...and the soil -- there's // ......// ss1@kepler.unh.edu //---// no moisture in it. Nothing //. .....// s_stoddard@unhh.unh.edu // to keep a man in his grave...." //.. ....// ss1@bofur.unh.edu // -- "Zulu" (1964) //... ...// ss1@gloin.unh.edu //----------------------------------//.... ..// ss1@bifur.unh.edu // "Pardon me, Mr. Wilson, but how //..... .//------------------//-----// can anyone see you if you insist //...... // Collies rule!! // on standing in Mr. Dickinsons' shadow?" //....... standardfancybordergoesherestandardfancybordergoesherestandardfancybord # Samuel Stoddard, all high CS major who can't do dumb C++ programs # # Dual personality as the Rink, whose high I.Q. fails to carry over # #=====================================================================# # I can pet dogs by the mouthful. # Walls impede my progress. # #=====================================================================# # Modesty is the only sure bet when you angle for praise. # dardfancybordergoesherestandardfancyborderg Lord Chesterfield oeshere /\ The "...and it was about this time that Saddam Hussein was .\ Rink getting really angry at Israel, so he invaded Kuwait...." .\/\ /\ --Me, misquoting myself. . \.\/\ / .\ /\. \/. \ /. .\ /\ "You do not test the strength of a fly by hitting /. \ /. .\/ . \/. \ it with a sledgehammer." --Professor Simpson . / . . \ . / ..\/\ /\ / . \. / . \.\ ss1@kepler.unh.edu s_stoddard@unhh.unh.edu Be careful around me. I am capable |/-- ~~- \ "You hit the nail right of ing the Oracle ---__/~~^--' :/ between the eyes." himself.... _____/==--// \___|''--_\|/____ Short Circuit 2 _____\---\/-x-' \_`___ __-/ ~ / / Samuel Stoddard, The Jachyra King / \\_-_---_\__ \-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/ \- ss1@kepler.unh.edu - The Snow Daemon - "Help me! The -/ \- -------------------------------- Energizer bunny -/ \- Murphy's Law of Dating: "If you like her, she knocked me over -/ \- ----------------- lives in another state." and I can't get -/ \- "To put before mankind, ----------------- up!!" ------ -/ \- the common sense of the subject...in terms so ------------------- -/ \- simple and clear...as to command their assent." Thomas Jefferson -/ "Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards." -- Soren F. Peterson ------------------------------------------------------------- >>>>> Samuel Stoddard ss1@kepler.unh.edu The Rink <<<<< ------------------------------------------------------------- :::::: It is well to remember, my son, that the entire :::::: ::::::: population of the universe, with one trifling ::::::: :: exception, is composed of others. -- John Andrew Holmes :: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | The Rink | ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | Disclaimer: It wasn't me! Alien beings from Andromeda threatened | | to kill me with their lightsabers if I didn't write this!!!!!!!!!! | ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hi... My name is Hobbes. I'm the product of a malicious 6-year old's twisted and destructive imagination. Would YOU like to be my friend?" -- ============================================================================== --Sam. ss1@kepler.unh.edu Preview of coming attractions: ___________________________________ A brand new .sig! | W A S T E D S P A C E | Coming to a newsgroup near |___________________________________| YOU!