Article 77201 of rec.humor: Newsgroups: rec.humor Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!ames!haven.umd.edu!uunet!nic.unh.edu!kepler.unh.edu!ss1 From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Subject: Sig Extension #7 Message-ID: <1992Sep11.005617.16155@newshost.unh.edu> Sender: news@newshost.unh.edu (USENET News System) Organization: Turkey Hall References: <1992Sep11.004926.15432@newshost.unh.edu> Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:56:17 GMT Lines: 426 The Enormous Signature File Extension #7 ================================================================================ __ __ ___ / \ / \| \ |____|____|___/ | | | aap@wam.umd.edu [ >The Davemeister< ][ __The_Borg_on_College__ ][ __Star_Trek_IV__ ] [ ddkilzer@iastate.edu ][ "Studying is futile." ][ Kirk: "No, I'm from ] [ David "Dave" Kilzer ][ "Homework is irrelevant." ][ Iowa. 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Spencer Blank (spencerb@csufresno.edu) Instructional Computing Consultant (Like Sanitation Engineer?) Please send all hate mail and gifts of money to me at: School of Business and Administrative Sciences (Because SOB for School of Business is not PC, or is it?) CSU Fresno - 5245 N Backer Avenue - Fresno, CA 93740-0007 FAX: 209-278-4911 Voice: 209-278-2198 -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- -- ============================================================================== --Sam. ss1@kepler.unh.edu Preview of coming attractions: ___________________________________ A brand new .sig! | W A S T E D S P A C E | Coming to a newsgroup near |___________________________________| YOU!