Article 77202 of rec.humor: Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!ames!olivea!uunet!nic.unh.edu!kepler.unh.edu!ss1 From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Newsgroups: rec.humor Subject: Sig Extension #9 Message-ID: <1992Sep11.005733.16297@newshost.unh.edu> Date: 11 Sep 92 00:57:33 GMT References: <1992Sep11.004926.15432@newshost.unh.edu> Sender: news@newshost.unh.edu (USENET News System) Organization: Turkey Hall Lines: 444 ============================================================================= The Enormous Signature File Extension #9 ============================================================================= / \ |email: ee01th@ee.surrey.ac.uk O O | ______ | / \ | | | |______________________ | o o | |ham(X) :- pink(X). | | |pink (i). |\______/ |?-ham(i). | |yes. | | \______/ I G L E T ! | I am a .signature virus. Copy me to your .signature file and watch me spread. -=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=- John Afsal Elias Kuner \ (Bel)Garion@Belgariad / "Whoso would be a man University of Pennsylvania \ T'vor@PernMUSH / must be a nonconformist" Computer Science & Engineering \ Zoinks@(netrek) / - Emerson -=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=- "You could use a good kiss!" JULIE Salman :-)<-< DapperChap (*not* my last name; merely a description of my very well dressed status). For lack of anything constructive to say, I will attempt to better mankind with the following advice: Ha ha hee hee. Close your eyes. Try to imagine how *little* I care about your people. -- Paul A. Sand | The real way to fix this problem is to -- University of New Hampshire | upgrade to Ultrix 4.2a. (But that would -- pas@kepler.unh.edu | require rebooting.) | (Tim Theisen, in comp.unix.ultrix) Brian Panulla bjp108 @ psuvm.psu.edu "Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooo!" - Lando Calrissian, The Battle of Endor sa m a n t h a -- Paul A. Sand | The FAQ had done its job so well that the -- University of New Hampshire | Question was no longer Frequently Asked, -- pas@kepler.unh.edu | and thus, its answer is no longer in the FAQ. | (Kevin Williams, in rec.arts.books) Alright, you asked for it! This is the Jeff Geist .sig file. Isnt it a bute? dansmith@autodesk.com daniel@world.std.com dansmith@well.sf.ca.us Daniel Smith, Autodesk, Sausalito, California, (415) 332-2344 x 2580 Disclaimer: written by a highly caffeinated mammal $|=1;for("..."," hacker"," perl"," a","just"){print $l=$_.$l,"\015";sleep 1;} |\/\/\/| Oktay Ahiska, Dept. of CS, Kingsbury Hall, UNH, Durham, NH 03824 | | | | Disclaimer: This is not what really I look like. | (o)(o) Disclaimer: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, C _) can't prove anything. | ,___| | / Send me mail. Send me mail. Send me mail. Send me mail. /---\ NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! ##########################******************#################################### # Introducing.. 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On Saturday, April 18, 1992, this .sig became self-aware. @@@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @@@@ @@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ I'M A NOBODY NOBODY IS PERFECT THEREFORE I'M PERFECT.. ,,///;, ,;/ Kirby Files | "He thinks too ,,///;, ,;/ o:::::::;;/// Harvard Computer Society | much. Such men o:::::::;;/// >::::::::;;\\\ Quincy 321, 493-3125 | are dangerous." >::::::::;;\\\ ''\\\\\'" ';\ files1@husc.harvard.edu | -Shakesp, "JC" ''\\\\\'" ';\ George Bush said today that he has learned a lot about the poor by visiting L.A. Unfortunately, almost no one heard him because he forgot to roll down the window on his limousine. -- Paraphrased from Dennis Miller " ...dealing with Free-Net makes me very angry | Heather "Moose" and gives me thoughts of breaking things and torturing | Garvey, Biochem 93' small animals. " -- Bruce Ikenaga | O========|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<|========0 Curt R Lindmark crl0195@hertz.njit.edu Defender from ages past "Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things! Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!" Disclamier: NJIT is responsible for nothing I don't say which isn't mine. --Michelle L. Zafron (v101pyrw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Suppose that you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." --Mark Twain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A/~~\A ((O O))___ \ / ~~~ # # # (--)\ # --#---x---x---x---x---x---#---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x---x---x---x---#--- # James T. 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'' : ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE!! / ^ \ Vian Lawson. | \ / | Otherwise known as REMEMBER ALDERAAN!! \_____/ redfive@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au This article does not contain CFC gas, | nor has it been tested on animals. | Sead Omerov f88-som@nada.kth.se =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = = Jesus Christ is the answer. = =-= = ===== Now, what was your question again? ===== =-= = = -------------------- = =-= = = God doesn't believe in atheists = =-= = = A fool says in his heart that there is no God (Psalm 14:1) = =-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= *Jeremy Follick follick@chama.eece.unm.edu * * "R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer." -C3PO * in _The_Empire_Strikes_Back_ _______________________________ | According to the latest official figures, __/~\_______/~\____/~~~~~~~\___ | 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. __/~~\_____/~~\___/~\_____/~\__ | _____________________________________________ __/~~~\___/~~~\___/~\_____/~\__ | Marco Gualdi --- MaGu on irc __/~\/~\_/~\/~\___/~\__________ | (monta_l@dist.dist.unige.it) __/~\_/~~~\_/~\___/~\__/~~~~\__ | _____________________________________________ __/~\__/~\__/~\___/~\_____/~\__ | To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first __/~\_______/~\___/~\_____/~\__ | and, whatever you hit, call it the target. __/~\_______/~\____/~~~~~~~\___ | _____________________________________________ - CT ^ ^ / \ //\ |\___/| / \// .\ " Hic Dracones " /O O \__ / // | \ \ / / \/_/ // | \ \ C.T. Hart @___@' \/_ // | \ \ Hewlett-Packard | \/_ // | \ \ Colorado Springs, Colorado | \/// | \ \ _|_ / ) // | \ _\ '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-. ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `. '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \ `. { } / \ \ .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-. ///.----..> c \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_ ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~--, .-~ cth@cs.itc.hp.com /.-~ Kristen Kohlbecker And I would choose to be with you tyger@netcom.com That's if the choice were mine to make But you can make decisions too A Tyger and a Lady And you can have this heart to break This is a signature.... I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" "This much," He answered; and He stretched out His arms and died. -- Alan # Mountain Dew and doughnuts... ..!ames!elroy!alan # because breakfast is the most important meal alan@elroy.jpl.nasa.gov # of the day. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?Sean P. Tompkins ?? "Questions are not a rejection of prior beliefs, they ?? ?by way of ?? are merely a backup of an existing hypothesis." ?? ?ctv3943@rigel.tamu.edu -me ?? ?(make sure to include my name in the subject line if you mail me... ?? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? See you at the marriage supper of the Lamb. It's going to be a great party, with music and singing and eating and drinking with our God and King. Mark Elliott melliott@trojan.convex.com It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden. My signature file... Cool huh? Gee, only one more line to fill up. How's this? +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | NOTE: The signature contained in this posting is proprietary and embodies | | confidential technology. 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