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Subject: Signature List #10
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Only the one list, this time folks....



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The Enormous Signature Extension File #10    (for more:  ss1@kepler.unh.edu)
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| Eric Ewanco - Software Engineer     For the rash and outrageous opinions ex-|
| Digital Equipment Corp, Maynard MA  pressed herein I alone am responsible;  |
| ewanco@kalvin.enet.dec.com          they do not belong to DIGITAL(TM).      |
\==============================- 2 Th 2:15 -==================================/
    "...[T]he greatest and most ancient Church known to all, founded and
    organized at Rome by [] Peter and Paul, [is] that Church which has the
    tradition and faith which comes down to us after having been announced
    to men by the Apostles.  For with this Church, because of its superior
    origin, all Churches must agree ...  and it is in her that the
    faithful everywhere have maintained the Apostolic tradition."
       -- St. Irenaeus, Against Heresies, c. 180 A.D., 3,3,3.


  _________   _   ____    __  __  __  _   ____    ___   | Josh Ling
           |   \      \     \   \   |  \      \      |  | Trilogist   
  (     |    /_ |  |_ /            / /_ |  |_ /   (    <O>   Extraordinaire
__  \   |       \     \___    |    |    \     \___  \   |O  joshuali@usc.edu
    /   |   /    \ |      |   /   / /    \ |        /  /|L\==_


=============================== Mike Gaines ============================
= WHAT is your name?............................Captain Jean-Luc Picard=
= WHAT is your quest?.............................I seek the Holy Grail=
= WHAT is the average velocity of a Bird of Prey?...Romulan or Klingon?=
=                        I.....I don't know AAAAAHHHHH!                =
========================== meg5184@hertz.njit.edu ======================
                            AOL: Graphix@AOL.COM


"The assesment around here is biased in favour of those who are
capable of doing the work necessary for the assesment."


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Tejay at s894850@minyos.rmit.oz.au      

The part mint ov fiziks, RMIT.."I tried to sign this but the pen slid all
				over the screen."

                    DISCLAIMER; " I'm a product of this society, therefore
				 everybody is responsible for my opinions."

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-Dave                     |           If wishes were horses,
--------------------------|           dogfood would be a lot cheaper.
dld30@quts.ccc.amdahl.com |                          -me


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---------------------A stage? No, this is not a stage.--------------------------
Standard Disclaimer applies.... 


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        `______''       cth@cs.itc.hp.com         `_______'



		--Dave "Y-Wings and Boba Fett are Cool" Fanjoy

	"Bounty Hunters-- we don't need their scum."
                                       --Piett


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Mark W. Teskey                            

INTERNET:                  teskey@plains.nodak.edu		o/
BITNET:                    teskey@plains                       <|   stayin'
UUCP:                      ...!uunet!plains!teskey	       / >  alive!
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-- Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .signature to join in! --


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
   The  secrecy  of my job  prevents  me from  knowing  what I know.  The     
   opinions I hold are not mine nor are they those of my employer.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


Dustin Emhart                       |  CS Majors: We do more after 11 pm than
Georgia Institute of Technology     |  most people do all day.
Internet: vaps0de@prism.gatech.edu  |        -- me


-- 
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      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 


"For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies."                        
--Laurence Sterne                                                              
  
elmo (morrow@physics.rice.edu,morrow@fnal.fnal.gov)


  "They've shut down the main reactor"   /  ^  \  Vian Lawson. 
  "Oh no!  That means we'll have to     |  \ /  | Otherwise known as  
  react on our own ..."                  \_____/ redfive@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au


  _/_   Scott Alfter                             Internet: sknkwrks@cs.unlv.edu
 / v \  Call the Skunk Works BBS today!
(IIe (  (702) 894-9619 300-14400 V.32bis Apple II/IBM/Star Trek/Aerospace
 \_^_/  Ask me about SoftDAC--digital audio for your IIe/IIc! Apple II Forever!


`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`
`,` Democrat:    Give us your money. _We'll_ solve your problems. `,`
`,` Republican:  Give us your money. We'll ignore your problems.  `,`
`,` Libertarian: Keep your money. Solve your own problems.        `,`
`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,` steiner@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`


  - CT
       ,.                 .,
      ,: ':.    .,.    .:' :,
      ,',   '.:'   ':.'   ,',    "But I don't want to go among mad people"
      : '.  '         '  .' :                           Alice remarked.
      ', : '           ' : ,'
      '.' .,:,.   .,:,. '.'      "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat:
       ,:    V '. .' V    :,     "We're all mad here.  I'm mad, you're mad."
      ,:        / '        :,
      ,:                   :,    "How do you know I'm mad?" asked Alice.
       ,:       =:=       :,
        ,: ,     :     , :,      "You must be," said the Cat,
         :' ',.,' ',.,:' ':      "or you wouldn't have come here."
        :'      ':WW::'   '.
       .:'       '::::'   ':                    - Lewis Carroll
      ,:        '::::'    :,         "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland"



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| \   | |        |    |				-- Eugene Inesco
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|   \ | |        |    |               Neil Enns
|    \| |_____ __|___ |_____          $ennsnr@brandonU.ca

Disclaimer: The views in this message are not necessairily those expressed by
Brandon University. However, if it wishes to use some of them, I would be
flattered!

Please excuse all my typos!
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|  Charles E. Evans  |  cee1@ra.msstate.edu  |  All things are green  |
|    iDLE CHATTEr    |  cee1@MSSTATE.BITNET  |  unless they are not.  |
+--------------------+-----------------------+------------------------+


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| "How the hell am I supposed to write a poem in _14_ lines?" |I like candy, | 
| -------------------------------------- William Shakespeare--|especially    |
| clc@kepler.unh.edu, C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu|----------------|the gooey     |
| Beware, Lothor!  It is Christian, the many | Wasted Space   |kind with     |
| .sigged!  Let us be scarce, friend!        |   for rent     |nougat!  Yum! |
| Indeed, Bruthar, we had better be going.   |  real cheap!   |- Martha Quinn|
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"Dog bites man--that's not a story.  Man bites dog--*that's* a story.  And
if the dog and the man slug it out for six issues, and then Wolverine shows
up for a guest appearance, and the dog turns out to be a mutant, that's a
*Marvel* story!"			-Marvel Editorial Handbook


"Infinite:  Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some.  Much bigger than
that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'wow,
that's big' time.  Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself
looks really titchy.  ... huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get
across here."


    <_Jym_>			"If you don't get a good night
				kiss, you get Kafka dreams."
				    -- Hobbes

:::.-----.::: Jym Dyer ::::::: jym@mica.berkeley.edu :::.-----.:::
::/  o o  \::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/   |   \::
::\ \___/ /::: Disclaimer:  "I'm sorry . . . that's :::\  /|\  /::
:::`-----'::::::::::::::::  Mr. Caffeine speaking!" ::::`-----':::
--
What I said back then -- well, it's hard to find.  Number one, I
 didn't say it.
                -- George Bush, on calling Reagan's policies ``voodoo
                   economics'' during the 1980 primaries.  NBC
                   rebroadcast the tape.



"How dare they demand merit in return for a raise?!!" Modern Educators Magazine
"What? Lie? Me? The truth is FAR too much fun!" -- James Hook
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Andy Miller   ajmiller@sage.cc.purdue.edu	ajmiller@ecn.purdue.edu


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Michael Hill   <><  Isaiah 9:6 | "See the bread, see the wine
hill@spot.Colorado.EDU         |  See the graft into the vine
                               |  This is what is to be
University of Colorado@Boulder |  It always made sense to me"
$ mv net.flames /dev/null      |                     --King's X, "Shot of Love"
-------------------------My boss is a Jewish carpenter!------------------------
Did you ever notice that everybody in favor of abortion has already been born?!


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This program posts news to thousands of machines throughout the entire
civilized world. Are you absolutely sure that you want to do this? [ny]
Oh, I'm sooo scared.	 	  		   bill@aec.msstate.edu


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In the Beginning, God....

If we could keep that in mind, we wouldn't have as many problems.


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^      [  ]     - "Pushin' the Gospel not drugs!"			^
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| clc@kepler.unh.edu / C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu / Christian Longshore Claiborn|
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I've        bike                      like       | Jody Levine  DoD #275 kV
     got a       you can        if you      -PF  | Jody.P.Levine@hydro.on.ca
                         ride it                 | Toronto, Ontario, Canada


-- Paul A. Sand           | We know, of course, that the presence or absence,
-- Univ. of New Hampshire | style, and condition of a person's eyewear is an
-- pas@kepler.unh.edu     | immediate and reliable indicator--perhaps the best
                          | available--of deep traits of personality.
			  |	(Brad Yearwood, talk.politics.misc)


--------------->Elisabeth Anne Riba * lis@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu<---------------
"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman."  Dan Quayle
Quick!  Notify DC.  I think it's time for another 900 number poll.
"We are enjoying a sluggish economy & not enjoying it very much."  --Bush


Darren				 dyko@mundil.cs.mu.oz.au 
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"      I  The Holy        |    "Behind every error which is blamed on     "
"   :::I============>	  |     the computer, there are at least two      "
"      I  Excalibur       |     human errors, one of which is the error   "
"                         |     blaming the computer."     Gibb's Law     "
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---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Yesterday I saw a subliminal advertising executive--just for a second."
   ---Steven Wright
Current Album--The Nylons:Happy Together
Current Read--Sheri S. Tepper:Raising The Stones


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| "There is more to life than chocolate. | Christian Claiborn, President,    |
|  Just not a whole lot more. "          | Regressive Student Society, UNH   |
|----------------------------------------| Return to the womb in 1992!       |
| Available at:  clc@kepler.unh.edu      | Evolution was wrong!  Outlaw it!  |
| Also at:  C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu      | Pat Robertson for Emperor!        |
| And aliased to:  Christian@unh.edu     | Get in touch with your past lives!|
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|"Come, come, good wine is a good familiar creature, if it be |  _Othello_   |
|well used: exclaim no more against it. And, good lieutenant, | (Shakespeare)|
|I think you think I love you.                                | II, iii, 291 |
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| Christian Claiborn, who is available at any of the following mail addresses|
|        clc@kepler.unh.edu/C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu/Christian@unh.edu        |
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| "I love you only slightly less than I used to, my love."  -- Morrissey     |
| Christian Claiborn, waylaid, delayed, malaised, mayonnaised, underpraised. |
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| Mail addresses:         | My opinions do not represent anyone's views but  | 
| clc@kepler.unh.edu      | my roommate's, because he doesn't have net       |
| C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu | access.  There, does that get me out of anything?|
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| <.sig>::= <address> + <filler>    | Christian Longshore Claiborn, Genius   /
| <address>::= <name>|<name>+<more> | UNH Resident Computer Science Stud    /
| <more>::= <name> | <address>      | Available most of the time at:       /
| <name>::= <initials> | <handle>   | clc@kepler.unh.edu   OR             /
| <handle>::= <MyDog'sName>         | C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu            /
| <MyDog'sName>::= <Custer>         | I like fruit cup!  Yumm!          /
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| "He uses Xwindows like a pro-       /  Christian Longshore Claiborn, Poet,  |
|  and he drinks Johnny Walker Red"  /  Vagabond, Scoundrel, Voltaire-Protege,|
|-----------------------------------/  Master of All I Survey, Gratuitous and |
|   clc@kepler.unh.edu              | Seemingly Random Overcapitalizer, Father|
|   C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu         | of 23 Adopted Children, C-Hacker and    |
|   Christian@unh.edu               | a Staunch Supporter of Woody Allen      |
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| "Don't mention love... I'd hate the pain of the strain all over again.     |
------------------------------------------------------------Morrissey, 1987---
|         Christian Claiborn, President, Snake Users Group of UNH            |
| Mail addresses include:     | "She says she's found a way to make her own  |
| clc@kepler.unh.edu   and    |  light.  All you do is smile, and banish     |
| Christian@unh.edu           |  night."  -- Andy Partridge, 1987            |
-------------------------------XTC RULES--------------------------------------



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| "Two great minds...ought | The Rink | Outside of a dog, a book is   |
| to be able to come up    |  a.k.a.  | Man's best friend.  Inside of |
| with something more than |  Elijah  | a dog, it's too dark to read. |
| a headache, right?"      |   the    |-------------------------------|
|             -- Walker    | Tishbite |      ss1@kepler.unh.edu       |
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