From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Subject: Another Enormous Signature File (#15) Date: 17 Nov 1992 08:47:35 GMT =============================================================================== The Enormous Signature Extension #15 (email ss1@kepler.unh.edu for the others) =============================================================================== ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Paul A. Sand, System Administrator, UNH | I'm posting on Christian's account| | pas@kepler.unh.edu | simply because he gets more | | Kingsbury M103 -- 862-4347 | respect than I do, and because he | | Durham, New Hampshire 03824 | has nicer legs and can program | | Mail me for info on local zoos! | better in C, which I admire. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | "There's a little bird, never tells me anything I want to know, she's my | | best friend, she's a sparrow." -- They Might Be Giants | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Christian Longshore Claiborn, PC Liberal Democrat in residence, UNH | | Christian@unh.edu clc@kepler.unh.edu christian@turing.org clc@gloin.unh.edu | | "I'm hungry and I want a TA who speaks English." -- jlw3@kepler.unh.edu | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Pbatenghyngvbaf! Ol EBG13'vat guvf fvtangher lbh'ir dhnyvsvrq sbe ragel va | | bhe guveq naahny "V'z n Phevbhf Areq Jvgu Ab Yvsr" cebtenz! Sbe ehyrf naq | | ragel erdhverzragf, znvy ufx@xrcyre.hau.rqh jvgu gur fhowrpg yvar, "UFX, V'z| | ubcryrff!" Nyy pbzcynvagf, dhrfgvbaf, naq synzrf qverpgrq gb /qri/ahyy. | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | pyp@xrcyre.hau.rqh | Puevfgvna@hau.rqh | puevfgvna@ghevat.bet | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |igetasegmentationfaultwhenithinkaboutteachingassistantswhodontspeakenglishwho| |shouldbeworkingincumberlandfarmspouringslurpeesforfatkidsnotworkinginaninstit| |uteofhigherlearningteachingbusinessmajorshowtoprogramincdammitandthenigetangr| |ybecauseiliveinareactionaryconservativefasciststateandimsurroundedbypeoplewho| |dontunderstandmypoetryandcantrelatetomyfeelingsimamandammitamanidontlikethiss| |stuffdontlikebeingtreatedlikeafooloranungratefulbratihadaroommateandheisgone!| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------- |In the interest of | |bandwidth, this sig| |is very short. | | Christian@unh.edu | --------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Dear Reader: My name is Christian. Did you like this message? | | --- --- | | | | | | | | --- --- | | yes! no! | | Please check the appropriate box and send to Christian@unh.edu. Thanks. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Christian Longshore Claiborn, Christian@unh.edu, clc@kepler.unh.edu | | All my posts are dictated by a pair of Llamist scribes, carried by donkey | | to a small temple in Arizona where they are translated into Swahili, then | | into ancient Greek and then back into English, and then carried by three | | Frenchmen named Jacques to the lab that contains the original ENIAC, where | | switches are flipped randomly in hopes of transcribing my words. | | Inaccuracies can be blamed on solar waves, heavy drinking by IBM engineers, | | and your own failing cerebral capacity. Send me money, please. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | "I'm absolutely convinced that all the problems that plague me daily are a | | direct result of my utter incompetence- if I can conquer that, total world | | domination is the next logical step!" -- Me, in group therapy | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Christian Longshore Claiborn, The Most Dangerous Man in Durham | | clc@kepler.unh.edu / Christian@unh.edu / christian@turing.ORG | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- =============================================================================== | "I've found through an exhaustingly thorough empirical study that the most | | atrocious habits and manners can be explained and indeed excused by the | | simple statement, "Well, you see, I'm in love." -- Christian Claiborn | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | clc@kepler.unh.edu|Christian.unh.edu|christian@turing.org|clc@gloin.unh.edu | =============================================================================== ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | "A routine check has shown that your directory is world-writable. Like, ya | | know, this is, ya know, definitely not a bitchin' idea." -- Mostly P. 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