From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) Subject: Yet Another Signature List!!! We're up to #14 now.... Date: 6 Nov 1992 20:57:58 GMT We got a lotta stuff for you in this fourteenth issue, including more sickly sweet romance signatures between the infamous hsk@kepler.unh.edu and dad@kepler.unh.edu. Don't say I didn't warn you. ================================================================================ The Enormous Signature Extension File #14 (email ss1@kepler.unh.edu for the rest ================================================================================ ... The worst thing about censorship is . --- Blue Wave/QWK v2.10 +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |"In this campaign, I have been called an anti-Semite, a homophobe, a racist, | | a sexist, a nativist, a protectionist, an isolationist, a social fascist | | and a beer-hall conservative. And then Sam Donaldson had the nerve on the | | Brinkley show to ask me if I was insensitive, too. I am none of the above."| | | | - Patrick Buchanan, 1992 | +---------------------------------------------+-------------------------------+ ... "I still think he woulda made one swell bear." - Baloo --- Blue Wave/QWK v2.10 -Jennifer ========================================================================= | ,_ | | ,______\@ swimmer@catt.ncsu.edu | | ^^^^,__' \^^^ | Elie Rosenfeld | "He tasks me! He tasks me and I shall have him! Bellcore | I'll chase him 'round the Moons of Nebir and 'round Piscataway, N.J. | the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's FLAMES (908) 699-8800 | before I give him up!" - Khan, "STII-The Wrath of Khan" Kansas Jim (Jim Ogle, TORG guru) /| jogle@aoc.nrao.edu (NRAO-VLBA, Socorro New Mexico) o| |- "I'd be apathetic if I cared." /| \| - WildCard !! .sigs in the shop ======================================================================= ^ ^ o The Brown Dog. / \ ^ / \ o broaj2@cspyr1.cs.adfa.oz.au \ () () / o `\ ^ /' o "and I'm thinking about mortality ... \ U / o I'm thinking it's a cheap price we pay for existence .." +\ /+ o Yooo / - Bob Geldof, ( \ ( \ Voyager 2 type things ... ====================================================================== COZZIE (Scostant@cc.curtin.edu.au) /| |\ Ph D student / |_| \ School of Biomedical Sciences, / )\ / || Curtin University, |---0--- | |-O-| Perth, Western Australia \ / \ / ^::::::^ |-O-| Leia: "We've lost lateral controls" Han: "Don't worry, she'll hold together" Han: (to Falcon) "You hear me, baby? Hold together!" Adam Bragg | Cases are soo much easier when the villian goes bragg@freezer.cns.udel.edu | and offs himself like that! darkwing@ravel.udel.edu | -Darkwing Duck SPOON! (***??***) no sig. no nothin. - - - - / ____ __ | | " = Ugchelen, Pearl of Gelderland (NL) 1987 / / _\ | | |_/ / | " | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] / / [] Erik Reitsma [] = _____ | [] Currently in Stockholm, Sweden [] ==/ \ | [] E-mail xkkreit@brazil.ericsson.se [] |_| [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] /--\ Tuomas J. Lukka |tlukka@vipunen.hut.fi TJL ------- Just BTW: FTO: /-\ o\ Puistokaari 1E18 | VERY | The CRAZY YEAR | J go I'm a \o \-/ 00200 Helsinki | FISHY! | Is nearly over... | to single \__/ Finland T. +358-0-6923924 | What's NEXT??? |___ sleep.. double! Matt Welsh mdw@tc.cornell.edu +1 607 253 2737 Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center "Yow!! 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But now from way up here ()_() It's crystal-clear (_) That now I'm in a Whole new world with you!" - "Whole New World" from ALADDIN Geoff Allen \ If God had intended for us to vote, uunet!pmafire!geoff \ He would have given us candidates! geoff@pmafire.inel.gov \ [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] [] rich. Bradley University [] [] spork@camelot.bradley.edu Peoria, IL [] [] "Cute rots the intellect." -Garfield [] [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] --------- Vince Skahan -------- vds7789@aw2.fsl.ca.boeing.com ------- No matter how peaceful our little patch of life might be, somewhere, at the exact same moment, there is an ongoing scene of almost incomprehensible madness... - Doonesbury Adam Roach (aka Myrddin, Lowry) | "...Actually, Adam, I don't think it Internet: adamr@tamu.edu | matters, unless you plan to change THEnet: ZEUS::ABR8030 | the `Hiroshima' decor for your room." 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(_ (__/ (__/ | +44-71-416 7770 ext 411 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ___________ ___________ ___________ ___ __ / _________// /____ ____// / _______ // / || / // / // / // / // / // / || / // _ _ / //_______ / // / //_____/ // / /| || / // (_) _____ (_) /________ // / // / _______ // / //| ||/ // /O O\ / // / // / // / // / // | |/ // | ^ | ________/ // / // / // / // / // | // | \___/ | /_________// /_// /_// /_// /_// |__/ \_____/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Akhil Vidwans (akhil@cfdlab.ae.utexas.edu) (finger/talk : akhil@stokes.ae.utexas.edu) ----------------------------------------------------------- "He who hath a secret to keep hath to keep it a secret that he hath a secret to keep." -- Peter the Great. ----------------------------------------------------------- ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| || ALL HAIL LORD DOOM, HERALD OF THE APOCALYPSE ||"If all the economists || ||-------------------------------------------------|| in the world were laid || || OPINIONS EXPRESSED CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY $9.99 || down from end to end, || ||-------------------------------------------------|| they still wouldn't || || 'I'LL BE MELLOW WHEN I'M DEAD' -W.A. YANKOVIC || reach a conclusion!!!! || || 'MAYBE I THINK TOO MUCH' -PAUL SIMON || -Anonymous || || 'RADIO GOOGOO, RADIO GAGA' -QUEEN |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| || 'I DON'T WANT A PICKLE' -ARLO GUTHRIE || R2-D2 and C3-PO in '96 || ||-------------------------------------------------|||||||||||||||||||||||||||| || DOOM-- F_ALFAN@PAVO.CONCORDIA.CA ||Help, I'm outta control || ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ------------------ --\ Dominique Roddier roddier@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu /\ Ocean Engineering / 0\ University of Hawaii / \ I \ ********\* \ nn / Hang \_______\ -- Loose. _ _ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ v ---------------- ___________________________________________________________________ ____ /\ / \__/ \ Mike the Pog / \ / \ u1065904@arch.unsw.oz.au \ / \ ___ x/ Sydney, Australia \___/ \__/ __ \/ ___________________________________________________________________ -- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | The Rink | ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | Ephesians 2:8-9 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------