Article 12136 of alt.tv.simpsons: Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!usc!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!destroyer!ubc-cs!unixg.ubc.ca!kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca!ersys!outlan!chris.burgess From: chris.burgess@outlan.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Chris Burgess) Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons Subject: PHONE PRANKS Message-ID: <418.71.uupcb@outlan.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca> Date: 24 Sep 92 17:19:00 GMT Reply-To: chris.burgess@outlan.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Chris Burgess) Distribution: world Organization: Outland BBS-UUCP Lines: 28 Someone was asking about Bart's phone pranks to Moe's Tavern, so here they are: 7G01: Al Coholic {Alcoholic} Oliver Klose-Off {All Of Her Clothes Off} 7G03: I. P. Freely {I Pee Freely} 7G06: Jacques Strap {Jock Strap} 7F11: Seymour Butts {See More Butts} 7F15: Homer Sexual {Homosexual} 7F22: Mike Rotch {My Crotch} 8F08: Hugh Jass {Huge Ass} 8F09: Bea O'Problem {B.O. (Body Odor) Problem} Just so there's no confusion, "Oliver Klose-Off" was also in 7G01. Episode titles corresponding to above production codes: 7G01: "Some Enchanted Evening" 7G03: "Homer's Odyssey" 7G06: "Moaning Lisa" 7F11: "One fish, two fish, blowfish, bluefish" 7F15: "Principal Charming" 7F22: "Blood Feud" 8F08: "Flaming Moe's" 8F09: "Burns Verkauft der Kraftwerk" Hope this helps... Article 12156 of alt.tv.simpsons: Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!news.claremont.edu!ucivax!news.service.uci.edu!usc!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu!linac!att!princeton!onion.princeton.edu!rjc From: rjc@onion.princeton.edu (Raymond Chen) Subject: Re: Closing credits music (Was: Re: 9f24: New title track?) Message-ID: <1992Sep27.175050.21327@Princeton.EDU> Sender: news@Princeton.EDU (USENET News System) Nntp-Posting-Host: onion.princeton.edu Organization: Abject Admirers of Lisa Simpson References: <1a3j9pINNrke@stanley.cis.Brown.EDU> <96899@bu.edu> Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 17:50:50 GMT Lines: 36 As Chris Baird is painfully aware, my local station puts an annoying voice-over on top of the closing credits. I know this also used to the case for the San Francisco FOX station. Al Wesolowsky asks: >What other 'digressions' have there been for the closing titles? [7g06] (Moaning Lisa) Bleeding Gums Murphy plays the sax. [7g08] (Simpsons Roasting...) OFF sing a carol. [7f05] (Dancin' Homer) Tony Bennett sings the Capital City song. [7f11] (One Fish...) Homer watches bowling. [7f12] (The Way We Was) Homer sings horribly. [7f24] (Stark Raving Dad) Bart and Michael sing Lisa's Birthday Song. [8f02] (Treehouse .. 2) A spooky version of the Simpsons theme. [8f08] (Flaming Moe) Aerosmith performs "Young Lust". [8f12] (Lisa the Greek) Marching band plays the Simpsons and Gracie themes. The Gracie "Shhh" is a ref's whistle. [8f13] (Homer at the Bat) Terry Cashman sing's "Talkin' Baseball". The Gracie "Shhh" is the crack of a bat. and Kamp Krusty, recently aired. My favorite is easily [7f11]. I bet when it first aired, everybody just sat there on the couch (optionally munching on snacks) watching Homer just sit there on the couch munching on snacks watching television. It just goes to show, ``There's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.''[7g03] (I can imagine the writers laughing to themselves, "And they'll all just sit there STARING AT THE TELEVISION SET LIKE AN IDIOT!") And a capsule-related note: Upon closer inspection, my computer is in much sicker shape than originally diagnosed. Consequently, my capsule-writing duties have been suspended indefinitely. -- Raymond ``Dear God, just give me one channel!''[7f13] Chen Article 12998 of alt.tv.simpsons: Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!usc!wupost!uunet!mnemosyne.cs.du.edu!nyx!bwatson From: bwatson@nyx.cs.du.edu (bruce watson) Subject: Simpsons Air Dates Message-ID: <1992Oct26.002635.3319@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University of Denver for the Denver community. The University has neither control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users. Sender: usenet@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu (netnews admin account) Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept. Date: Mon, 26 Oct 92 00:26:35 GMT Lines: 239 "The Simpsons" Air Dates maintained by Bruce Watson compiled by Mark Arthur Holtz with help from Brian Howard (Last Update: October 22, 1992) This guide contains only the air dates of all the Simpsons episodes. For a description of each title, please see "The Simpsons" Episode Guide. Upcoming Simpsons Episodes . . . . ? Date Time PCode Episode ========= ======== ===== ==================================================== - - - Bart Gets a Girl Friend - - - Saturday Night Live at the Simpsons - - - Marge Meets Tom Jones . . . . Shows in production . . . . Date Time PCode Episode ========= ======== ===== ==================================================== - - 9F08 Lisa's [Maggie's?] First Words - - 9F09 Homer's Triple Bypass - - 9F10 Marge vs. the Monorail - - 9F11 Selma's Choice - - 9F12 Brother from the Same Planet - - 9F13 I Love Lisa - - 9F14 Duffless - - 9F15 Last Exit to Springfield - - 9F16 The Front . . . . Scripts in the works (none of these are the real numbers) . . . . Date Time PCode Episode ========= ======== ===== ==================================================== - - --17 So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show - - --18 Krusty Gets Cancelled - - --19 Whacking Day . . . Not written yet. . . . Date Time PCode Episode ========= ======== ===== ==================================================== - - --20 Marge Goes to Jail - - --21 [Beatles] - - --22 [Sideshow Bob] . . . Thanks to David Mirsky and James A. Cherry. Yet to be rerun . . . Date Time PCode Episode ========= ======== ===== ==================================================== - - 8F23 Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (R) - - 8F24 Kamp Krusty (R) - - 8F18 Oh! Streetcar! (A Streetcar Named Marge) (R) - - 9F01 Homer the Heretic (R) - - 9F02 Lisa the Beauty Queen (R) - - 9F03 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie . . . and a listing of all episodes aired thus far . . . Date Time PCode Episode ========= ======== ===== ==================================================== Dec 17 89 8:30 PM 7G08 Simpsons Roasting on a Open Fire Dec 23 89 8:00 PM 7G08 Simpsons Roasting on a Open Fire (R) Jan 14 90 8:30 PM 7G02 Bart the Genius Jan 21 90 8:30 PM 7G03 Homer's Odyssey Jan 28 90 8:30 PM 7G04 There's No Disgrace Like Home Feb 4 90 8:30 PM 7G05 Bart the General Feb 11 90 8:30 PM 7G06 Moaning Lisa Feb 18 90 8:30 PM 7G09 Call of the Simpsons Feb 25 90 8:30 PM 7G07 "The Tell-Tale Head" Mar 4 90 8:30 PM 7G02 Bart the Genius (R) Mar 11 90 8:30 PM 7G04 There's No Disgrace Like Home (R) Mar 18 90 8:30 PM 7G11 Jacques to be Wild Mar 25 90 8:30 PM 7G10 Homer's Night Out Apr 1 90 - - ->Preempted by America's Most Wanted<- Apr 8 90 8:30 PM 7G05 Bart the General (R) Apr 15 90 8:30 PM 7G13 The Crepes of Wrath Apr 22 90 8:30 PM 7G06 Moaning Lisa (R) Apr 29 90 8:30 PM 7G12 Krusty Gets Busted May 6 90 8:30 PM 7G09 Call of the Simpsons (R) May 13 90 8:30 PM 7G01 Some Enchanted Evening May 20 90 8:30 PM 7G07 "The Tell-Tale Head" (R) May 27 90 8:30 PM 7G02 Bart the Genius (R) Jun 3 90 8:30 PM 7G03 Homer's Odyssey (R) Jun 10 90 8:30 PM 7G04 There's No Disgrace Like Home (R) Jun 17 90 8:30 PM 7G10 Homer's Night Out (R) Jun 24 90 8:30 PM 7G13 The Crepes of Wrath (R) Jul 1 90 8:30 PM 7G08 Simpsons Roasting on a Open Fire (R) Jul 8 90 - - ->Preempted by America's Most Wanted<- Jul 15 90 8:30 PM 7G11 Jacques to be Wild (R) Jul 22 90 8:30 PM 7G05 Bart the General (R) Jul 29 90 8:30 PM 7G09 Call of the Simpsons (R) Aug 5 90 8:30 PM 7G06 Moaning Lisa (R) Aug 12 90 8:30 PM 7G01 Some Enchanted Evening (R) Aug 19 90 8:30 PM 7G12 Krusty Gets Busted (R) Aug 23 90 8:00 PM 7G07 "The Tell-Tale Head" (R) Aug 30 90 8:00 PM 7G03 Homer's Odyssey (R) Sep 6 90 8:00 PM 7G10 Homer's Night Out (R) Sep 13 90 8:00 PM 7G13 The Crepes of Wrath (R) Sep 20 90 8:00 PM 7G11 Jacques to be Wild (R) Sep 27 90 8:00 PM 7G12 Krusty Gets Busted (R) Oct 4 90 8:00 PM 7G01 Some Enchanted Evening (R) Oct 11 90 8:00 PM 7F03 Bart Gets An F Oct 18 90 8:00 PM 7F02 Simpson and Delilah Oct 25 90 8:00 PM 7F04 Treehouse of Horror Nov 1 90 8:00 PM 7F01 Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish Nov 8 90 8:00 PM 7F05 Dancin' Homer Nov 15 90 8:00 PM 7F08 Dead Putting Society Nov 22 90 8:00 PM 7F07 Bart vs. Thanksgiving Nov 29 90 8:00 PM 7F02 Simpson and Delilah (R) Dec 6 90 8:00 PM 7F06 Bart the Daredevil Dec 6 90 8:26 PM - Do the Bart, Man! (0:06 Music Video) Dec 13 90 8:00 PM 7F03 Bart Gets An F (R) Dec 20 90 8:00 PM 7F09 Itchy & Scratchy & Marge Dec 27 90 8:00 PM 7F04 Treehouse of Horror (R) Jan 3 91 8:00 PM 7F01 2 Cars in Every Garage, 3 Eyes on Every Fish (R) Jan 10 91 8:00 PM 7F10 "Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit By A Car" Jan 17 91 8:00 PM 7F05 Dancin' Homer (R) Jan 24 91 8:00 PM 7F11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish Jan 31 91 8:00 PM 7F12 The Way We Was Feb 7 91 8:00 PM 7F13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment Feb 14 91 8:00 PM 7F15 Principal Charming Feb 21 91 8:00 PM 7F16 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Feb 28 91 8:00 PM 7F06 Bart the Daredevil (R) Mar 7 91 8:00 PM 7F14 Bart's Dog Gets An F Mar 7 91 8:28 PM - Deep, Deep Trouble (0:04 Music Video) Mar 14 91 8:00 PM 7F09 Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (R) Mar 21 91 8:00 PM 7F08 Dead Putting Society (R) Mar 28 91 8:00 PM 7F17 Old Money Apr 4 91 8:00 PM 7F10 "Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit By A Car" (R) Apr 11 91 8:00 PM 7F18 Brush with Greatness Apr 18 91 8:00 PM 7F13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (R) Apr 25 91 8:00 PM 7F19 Lisa's Substitute May 2 91 8:00 PM 7F20 War of the Simpsons May 9 91 8:00 PM 7F21 Three Men and a Comic Book May 16 91 8:00 PM 7F11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (R) May 23 91 8:00 PM 7F07 Bart vs. Thanksgiving (R) May 30 91 8:00 PM 7F12 The Way We Was (R) Jun 6 91 8:00 PM 7F02 Simpson and Delilah (R) Jun 13 91 8:00 PM 7F17 Old Money (R) Jun 20 91 8:00 PM 7F16 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (R) Jun 27 91 8:00 PM 7F10 "Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit By A Car" (R) Jul 4 91 8:00 PM 7F18 Brush with Greatness (R) Jul 11 91 8:00 PM 7F22 Blood Feud Jul 18 91 8:00 PM 7F15 Principal Charming (R) Jul 25 91 8:00 PM 7F14 Bart's Dog Gets An F (R) Aug 1 91 8:00 PM 7F13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (R) Aug 8 91 8:00 PM 7F20 War of the Simpsons (R) Aug 15 91 8:00 PM 7F05 Dancin' Homer (R) Aug 22 91 8:00 PM 7F19 Lisa's Substitute (R) Aug 25 91 7:00 PM 7F21 Three Men and a Comic Book (R) Aug 29 91 8:00 PM 7F06 Bart the Daredevil (R) Sep 5 91 8:00 PM 7F22 Blood Feud (R) Sep 12 91 8:00 PM 7F09 Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (R) Sep 19 91 8:00 PM 7F24 Stark Raving Dad Sep 26 91 8:00 PM 8F01 Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington Oct 3 91 8:00 PM 7F23 When Flanders Failed Oct 10 91 8:00 PM 8F03 Bart The Murderer Oct 17 91 8:00 PM 8F04 Homer Defined Oct 24 91 8:00 PM 8F05 Like Father, Like Clown Oct 31 91 8:00 PM 8F02 Treehouse Of Horror II Nov 7 91 8:00 PM 8F06 Lisa's Pony Nov 14 91 8:00 PM 8F07 Saturday's Of Thunder Nov 21 91 8:00 PM 8F08 Flaming Moe's Nov 28 91 8:00 PM 7F07 Bart vs. Thanksgiving (R) Nov 29 91 8:00 PM 7F11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (R) Dec 5 91 8:00 PM 8F09 Burns Verkauft das Kraftwerk Dec 12 91 8:00 PM 8F01 Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington (R) Dec 19 91 8:00 PM 7G08 Simpsons Roasting on a Open Fire (R) Dec 26 91 8:00 PM 8F10 I Married Marge Jan 2 92 8:00 PM 7F23 When Flanders Failed (R) Jan 9 92 8:00 PM 8F11 Radio Bart Jan 16 92 8:00 PM 8F03 Bart The Murderer (R) Jan 23 92 8:00 PM 8F12 Lisa the Greek Jan 30 92 8:00 PM 7F24 Stark Raving Dad (R) Feb 6 92 8:00 PM 8F14 Homer Alone Feb 13 92 8:00 PM 8F16 Bart The Lover Feb 20 92 8:00 PM 8F13 Homer At The Bat Feb 27 92 8:00 PM 8F15 Separate Vocations Feb 27 92 8:30 PM 8F04 Homer Defined (R) Mar 5 92 8:00 PM 8F08 Flaming Moe's (R) Mar 12 92 8:00 PM 8F17 Dog Of Death Mar 19 92 8:00 PM 8F05 Like Father, Like Clown (R) Mar 26 92 8:00 PM 8F19 Colonel Homer (Lurleen on Me) Apr 2 92 8:00 PM 8F07 Saturday's Of Thunder (R) Apr 9 92 8:00 PM 8F20 Black Widower (The Return of Sideshow Bob) Apr 16 92 8:00 PM 8F06 Lisa's Pony (R) Apr 23 92 8:00 PM 8F21 The Otto Show Apr 30 92 8:00 PM 8F11 Radio Bart (R) Apr 30 92 8:30 PM 7F21 Three Men and a Comic Book (R) Apr 30 92 8:59 PM - Tribute to Cosby Show (0:01) May 7 92 8:00 PM 8F22 Bart's friend falls in love (Milhouse in Love) May 10 92 8:00 PM 8F14 Homer Alone (R) May 14 92 8:00 PM 8F10 I Married Marge (R) May 21 92 8:00 PM 8F09 Burns Verkauft das Kraftwerk (R) May 28 92 8:00 PM 7F14 Bart's Dog Gets An F (R) Jun 4 92 8:00 PM 8F15 Separate Vocations (R) Jun 7 92 8:00 PM 8F20 Black Widower (Return of Sideshow Bob) (R) Jun 11 92 8:00 PM 8F12 Lisa the Greek (R) Jun 18 92 8:00 PM 8F16 Bart The Lover (R) Jun 25 92 8:00 PM 7F01 Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish (R) Jul 2 92 8:00 PM 8F17 Dog Of Death (R) Jul 8 92 8:00 PM 8F22 Bart's friend falls in love (Milhouse in Love) (R) Jul 9 92 8:00 PM 8F04 Homer Defined (R) Jul 16 92 8:00 PM 8F13 Homer At The Bat (R) Jul 23 92 8:00 PM 8F03 Bart The Murderer (R) Jul 30 92 8:00 PM 8F19 Colonel Homer (Lurleen on Me) (R) Aug 8 92 8:00 PM 7F19 Lisa's Substitute (R) Aug 13 92 8:00 PM 8F02 Treehouse Of Horrors II (R) Aug 20 92 8:00 PM 7F20 War of the Simpsons (R) Aug 27 92 8:00 PM 8F23 Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? Aug 30 92 7:00 PM 7G04 There's No Disgrace Like Home (R) Aug 30 92 7:30 PM 7G11 Jacques to be Wild (R) Sep 3 92 8:00 PM 8F20 Black Widower (Return of Sideshow Bob) (R) Sep 10 92 8:00 PM 8F21 The Otto Show (R) Sep 17 92 8:00 PM 8F14 Homer Alone (R) Sep 24 92 8:00 PM 8F24 Kamp Krusty Oct 1 92 8:00 PM 8F18 Oh! Streetcar! (A Streetcar Named Marge) Oct 8 92 8:00 PM 9F01 Homer the Heretic Oct 15 92 8:00 PM 9F02 Lisa the Beauty Queen Oct 22 92 8:00 PM 7F22 Blood Feud (R) . . . . Scheduled . . . . Oct 29 92 8:00 PM 9F04 Treehouse of Horror III Nov ?? 92 8:00 PM 9F03 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Nov ?? 92 8:00 PM 9F05 Marge Gets a Job Nov ?? 92 8:00 PM 9F06 New Kid on the Block Nov ?? 92 8:00 PM 9F07 Mr. Plow ======================================================================= Bruce P. Watson | bwatson@nyx.cs.du.edu or wats@scicom.Alphacdc.com ======================================================================= -- Bruce Watson wats@nyx.cs.du.edu Toy Cows, Toy Cows in Africa, Toy Cows Article 13031 of alt.tv.simpsons: Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!usc!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!asuvax!ukma!cs.widener.edu!widener!unreplyable!garbage From: c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au (Chris Baird) Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons Subject: Re: What was Otto singing? Date: 28 Oct 1992 03:27:44 -0500 Organization: Club Simpson Intl. Lines: 15 Sender: daemon@cs.widener.edu Approved: usenet@cs.widener.edu Distribution: world Message-ID: <1cliu0INN6c@cs.widener.edu> References: <27OCT92.24118667.0066@VM1.MCGILL.CA> NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.widener.edu ^ In the episode where Bart donates blood to save Mr. ^ Burns' life, does anyone know what song Otto is ^ humming while he washes his hands with the wet ^ nap? According to the Episode Capsule for this episode (available from ftp.cs.widener.edu:/pub/simpsons/episodes/7f22 ..), Otto was humming `Iron Man' by Black Sabbath. [First mentioned by Paul Nass.] On a simular note, err sorry, theme, err sorry again, thread -- what tune was Ottoman dancing to as he heaved himself into the Kwik-E-Mart in ``Bart the Murderer''? -- ``Lisa, put that saxophone away!'' Chris Baird,, [DtBm]