From: funnyr@clarinet.com (Funny Guy)
Date: Mon, 30 Nov 1992 09:07:19 GMT

	     Rec.humor.funny Computer Network Humour Annual
     		        Ordering Instructions

Volume I: Contains 1987 and 1988, over 700 jokes + 14 cartoons.  Light
	Bulb jokes, Purity Test & More
Volume II: Contains 1989, over 500 jokes + description of attempts to ban
	newsgroup
Volume III: Contains 1990, over 500 jokes + new "True News" chapter.

Volume IV: Contains 1991, plus special "Iraq War" chapter.

The best of 1992 and 1993 will be combined into Volume V, available in
November of 1993.

All books contain 2 chapters of general jokes, plus chapters of Computer
& Science jokes, topical humour, USENET jokes, Classic jokes and Nasty,
evil jokes.


How to order the TeleJokeBooks worldwide:

(San Francisco Bay Area Folk -- these books are available in a number of
local independent bookstores, including Computer Literacy Bookshops,
Printer's Ink. and the new SF bookshop, "A Wrinkle in Time".)

You can use the mail, or order using my toll free 800 number in the USA
with a major credit card.   I can send the book to you either by surface
mail (about 1 week) or air mail (a few days) as you choose.

If you order by mail, mail a check or money order to:
(Make check payable to ClariNet Communications Corp.)

	Jokebook
	c/o ClariNet Communications Corp
	Box 1479
	Cupertino, CA 95015-1479


Please include a mailing label for the return package.  A stick on label
would be great, but a plain cut piece of paper would be fine.  In your
order, include the number of copies you want, how you want them shipped,
and your EMAIL address in case there's any problem.

		Toll Free Ordering

You can dial 1-800-USE-NETS (800-873-6387) from within the USA to order.
(Outside, dial 1-408-296-0366) When you call, please have ready with you:

	- The type, card number and expiry date of your credit card.
	(MasterCard, Visa or American Express) Also give your name here
	if it's being mailed to a different person.
	- The name and address to ship the book to.
	- The number of books and type of shipping.
	- Your EMAIL address, for use in case there's any problem.


				P R I C E S

  Volume IV	Volume III	Volume II	Volume I	ALL
  1991		1990		1989		1987 & 1988	FOUR

  $7.95 USD	$9.95 USD	$9.95 USD	$13 USD		$34.95 USD

California residents add 8.25% state sales tax.
Canadian residents:  You can send us Canadian cheques.  Multiply the USD
amount by 1.3 and send it in Canadian funds if you desire.

Shipping & Handling: 

The following charts assume volumes 2-4.  Volume 1 weighs a bit more than
volumes 2-4, so if you include multiple volume I copies, your shipping may
end up a little higher than this.

			U.S.A shipping

Shipping is done via the mail.  In the USA, Air mail usually means 2 day
delivery.

	Books		Air Mail	Surface Mail (book rate)

	1		$4		$2
	2		$4		$2.50
	3-4		$5		$3.50 	 (Includes set of all 4 books)
	5		$6.50		$4

			Canada (USD)

	Books		Air		Surface
	1		$4		$2
	2		$4.50		$3
	3		$6		$3.50
	4		$7		$4
	5		$8.50		$4

			Overseas

	Books		Air		Surface
	1		$6-$8		$2
	2		$11-$14		$3.50
	4		$18-$24		$4

For combinations of the books or unusual quantities we will bill you an
amount based on the actual postage and similar algorithm to that used above.
Or e-mail for an exact quote.

You can also order by E-MAIL if you are brave enough to include your credit 
card information in non-secure USENET mail.  Mail the order form below to
jokebook@clarinet.com.  (Actually, if you're near UUNET or other major
sites it's probably fairly safe -- you can contest any non-signed credit
card billing anyway -- but I make *no* guarantees about the security of
net E-mail)  Note as well that sending orders via the NSFnet (and some other
nets) may violate some network use guidelines.

You can also FAX credit card information, your name, address,
quantity of books and shipping method to 1-408-296-1668.

People in overseas areas are encouraged to arrange bulk orders,
where we can save a lot on consolidated air freight if it's 30 books or more.
We're also happy to work with people setting up bulk orders for other faraway
(or nearby) places.

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Order Form (for electronic, fax or mailed credit card orders)
Mail to "jokebook@clarinet.com" via commerce-valid(*) E-mail path.
(*)Ie. not crossing the NSFNet or other restricted network.  UUNET & CIX
member connections are OK.

Name:    ________________
Address: ________________
         ________________
	 ______

Name on Credit Card ( if gift ): ____________
Card Type: Visa|MC
Card Number: xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
Expires:  xx/9x	
Vol I Books: 0				## US$ 13.00
Vol II Books: 0				## US$  9.95
Vol III Books: 0			## US$  8.95
Vol IV Books: 1				## US$  7.95
Shipping Style: Surface|Air
EMAIL Address or telno: _____